MI HAPPY!!!!!

[Señor Sunday Friday]

YAY!!!! My randomness shall spread throught the eternity and all shall feel it's wrath!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! *looks around* And here I shall store my out of character arsenal of doooooooom!! BWAHAHAHAAA

SUPER MEGA ULTRA LASER SHOCK BAZOOKA BLASTOID SPICY CHEDDAR CHEESE KILLER MEGA BLASTY THINGY GUN OF UNESCAPEABLE, UNEXPLAINABLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!- A large bazooka-like gun that blasts the spiciest nacho cheese at your opponents, leaving thier tastebuds aflame with the ultimate spiciness, also good for parties.

Purple Monkeys of Ner'Drill Summoning whistle- allows an easier summon of the purple monkeys of Ner'drill

Red Rubber Sword- this rubber sword can't do much damage in the hands of pretty much anyone, but when you throw it at a wall it bounces... YAY!!

Mexican Rice Surprise- a failed expiriment of Suzume's born from the ashes of her boredom and a marathon of Good Eats on Food Netrwork, not only it is horribly burnt but it has been sitting in a tupperware container under her bed for six months (*cough* I am a slob, and yes- based on actual events.)

Ultimate Dino Rain Remote- allows one to summon rain at any theme park to avoid any crowds later on throughtout the day- hereby letting you ride legendary coasters with only a three minute line. (LIKE DUELING DRAGONS!! WHOOOOOOOOooooo!!!!)

Exploding Root Beer Keg- This keg of rootbeer self destructs when Suzume blinks for a time period of three seconds, sending sharp metal in various directions.

Exploding Icey Pops- the same basic consept as the Exploding Root Beer Keg.

[Señor Sunday Friday]

(*points to siggy* it died)

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Random Points of Intrest

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(trying out to get on FISH television chunnel)

Characters so far-

Ware-Sama- (basically means me in Japanese, and yes this is an online representation of me.)
Akira- (One of my first online RP characters and Suzume's grandmother, but this takes place before she's old)
Ed- EDWARD ELRIC THE FREAKIN FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!!! DUH!!!

Episode 1: Akira, Babysitter Extraordinarre

Akira: Now sit there, be good, and don't do anything.
Ware-Sama: But-
Akira: No buts except the one you're sitting on.
Ware-Sama: I'm not a baby *whine*
Ware-Sama: *sits on the floor and sips cheap sake*
Ware-Sama: *finishes one caraffe*
Ware-Sama: *finishes two carraffes*
Ware-Sama: *three*
Ware-Sama: *four*
Ware-Sama: *is drop dead drunk*
Ware-Sama: Where 'id erey'un go?
Akira: Oh God! Not again! *shoves Power in a closet* Now stay in there and don't come out!
Ware-Sama: Oh look! Ish my good friend Eward Elric! 'Es soooooshort an' cute.
Ed: I'm not short!!
Akira: AAAAAH!! *pulls Ed out of the closet* GET OUT OF THERE!! IT'S NOT SAFE!!
Ware-Sama: *is gnawing on Ed's ankle*
Ed: GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!! AAAAAH!!!!
Akira: *Whacks Power with a big stick* Get off of Eddy-kun!!!
Ware-Sama: *lets go* AAAAAAHH!!!!!
Akira: *shoves Power back into the closet*
Ware-Sama: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! SKELEYTINS!!!!!! MOONEY!! HELP!!!!!! *slap fights with the 'skeleytins'*
Akira: Mooney can't come right now, she's a little tied up at the moment *hides rope*
Ware-Sama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!! *places 'skeleytin's' hands around neck and pretends to be choked* Help me.... *falls on the floor*
Akira: Power, very funny, now get up *kicks Power*
Ware-Sama: ...
Akira: Haha, very funny now get up! We're off to shoot the president, so come on!
Ware-Sama:...
Akira: OMG!! SHE'S DEAD!!!! *flips out*
Skeleytin: *flips out*
Mooney: *flips out*
Suzume: *flips out*
Duemi: *flips out*
Fredrico: *flips out and makes various monkey noises*
Narl: *flips out*
Chickens: *flip out*
Bahaumaunt: *flips out*
George Bush: *flips out*
Kya: *flips out*
Darius: *plays Hallelujah chorus*
Mooney: *hits Darius*
Prosperous, surf board riding, Narwhal: 0_o wtf
Amber: *buys a staples easy button*
Tigerstar's Ghost: meow....
Ware-Sama: *flips out*
Everyone: SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!
Darius: Greeeeaat... *sarcasm*
ICD: *stabs everybody but Darius*
Darius: Good boy! *tosses a cookie*
Ware-Sama: *Intercepts cookie for a TOUCHDOWN!!!*
ICD: *stabs Power*
Ware-Sama: *dies again, goes to heaven and electricutes ICD with a bolt of lightning* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Darius: *is last person surviving on earth*

To Be Continued

(dun dun dun)

From the Director, editor person... Atleast I think I'm a person... 0_o!

Ware_sama: this is my show I made and I hope you like it and if Bahaumaunt likes it then you will be able to watch it on the Twilight Moon FISH news channel every Wednersday at 1200 o'clock in the evening, that's military time for ya! and yep! I hope you all like it because now I get alcohol... lots and lots of alcohol... *sits back in bean bag chair and opens a beer* HEY WHERE'S MY SAKE!!!!!! *yells at Akira*

[Kim-la]

GGGAAAA!!!! I DIDNT THINK YOUD REALLY POST THAT!!! I CANT BELEVE YOU!!

[nightsky]

^^ Hehehehehehe! I loved that! ^^ So frickin hilarious!!!!!

[Moonfire]

OMFG!!! TIS UBERLY AWESOME!! AND THERE IS ME! SMACKING DARIUS! AWWWWEEEESSSSOOOOMMMMMEEEE!

[darius]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! ROFLMAO!! Soo funny...

Darius: *pokes all dead people with stick*

[Señor Sunday Friday]

*waits for the moment when everyone realizes that most of it is just people flipping out* Thank you for poking us all, I shall now utilize that into part two of the first episode of Random Points of Intrest.

[nightsky]

HEY!!! I"m not dead! ^^ Yay! I"m not being poked!

[baha]

rotflmao nice XD

[Señor Sunday Friday]

*falls on floor asleep, helpless to any pranks* (Oh CRAP!)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz

[Señor Sunday Friday]

*has found perfect music video song for Darrie*

Mooney, Suzume, Duemi: Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh

Baha: Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

*video of Darius kicking major arse*I need a hero
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
Larger than life

Mooney, Suzume, Duemi: Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Doo doo doo doooo
Aaahhh
Aaahhh

Baha: Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There’s someone reaching back for me

Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

*darius kicks more butt* I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life

I need a hero
I'm holding out for at hero 'till the the end of the night

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning strikes the sea
I could swear there is someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like a fire in my blood

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And he's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night...

(Darius kicks alotta butt in this... I'd call it- I Need a Drow. *nods*... I found an AMV for the song so you guys could hear it. When I thought up I started laughing! I have the entire music video in my head and CURSES I CAN'T MAKE IT!!! *shakes fist at skies* why can't I make anime videos, if I had one wish I'd wish for that *nods* or to rule the world... either one would do.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbX0I83jntM )

[Señor Sunday Friday]

*Dances and sings song* I NEED A HERO!!! I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT!!! HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT!!!...

[Moonfire]

hehehehehehehe! So funny!

[Señor Sunday Friday]

MY THEMESONG (and Mooney's too if she wants it)

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

[Señor Sunday Friday]

I know I'll break down
Sooner rather than later
There's no stopping this onslaught
No way to stop the shatterpoint
No way to heal my empty heart
and my empty pains
The rain falls like my lonely tears
which won't stop falling down my cheek

(chorus)
When the downpour comes
I wish for you to be here beside me
But please don't follow, don't go standing in the rain
I'm afraid you might melt like the sugar
that I taste on your soft, sweet lips
And that's what I fear the most
The darkness of me without you
The shroud of lonliness.
Please don't follow...

I can't stop running
Running from you and everything else
My pain is slicing me in half
Like lead in my blood
I am slowly decaying
A disease I can't stop
no matter how hard we try
I cannot go back to before
I cannot see past my darkness

When the downpour comes
I wish for you to be here beside me
But please don't follow, don't go standing in the rain
I'm afraid you on your soft sweet lips
And that's what I fear the most
The darkness of me without you
The shroud of lonliness.
Please don't follow...

Slowly eating away at my wandering mind
A disease I cannot control weaving a bind
This death I cannot control
My heart is slowly breaking
Yet still I thirst for your kiss
I yearn to see you yet again
Before I break at the window
before I'm scattered about the room

When the downpour comes
I wish for you to be here beside me
But please don't follow, don't go standing in the rain
I'm afraid you might melt like the sugar
that I taste on your soft, sweet lips
And that's what I fear the most
The darkness of me without you
The shroud of lonliness.
Please don't follow...

Please don't follow me here,
I don't want you in pain
The pain inside me will stop here
Stop when I fall into the grave
Never to reach your tender heart

When the downpour comes
I wish for you to be here beside me
But please don't follow, don't go standing in the rain
I'm afraid you might melt like the sugar
that I taste on your soft sweet lips
And that's what I fear the most
The darkness of me without you
The shroud of lonliness.
Please don't follow...
Please don't follow me.
Please don't