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Post by Señor Sunday Friday on Dec 10, 2008 20:02:20 GMT -5
"And either your trying to provoke me into making you my next meal- or your just dumb." There was no sign from the tone that the vampiress was any kind of annoyed or angry with Chase's comment, she was cool as can be, "And from the contents of your brain, it's certainly not the former." was the last little bit of input before she awaited a 'snarky' response from Chase, the being that was named Eithne (as both RPers were completely aware by now) seemed very much at ease in the current situation, finding absolutely nothing to worry about- especially when it came to this Chase fellow.
The imps simply watched Eithne, trying to figure out if it was a friend of Brandon's, obviously they didn't understand the concept of an insult too well, but they were trying to understand the conversation as much as possible which wasn't too much considering they only got one half of the convo... made things a little disorienting.
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Post by Person on Dec 11, 2008 16:48:49 GMT -5
"Hmm? What was that?" Chase said as he seemed to snap back into reality. His face and tone complimented each other with their sarcastic auras. "I was too busy paying attention to something more interesting, like watching the sticks decompose," he retorted as the final punchline. "Can you repeat that, strumpet?" he asked. Chase knew that one day the Word of the Day Calendar would do him some good beside knowing a five-syllable word for ringing bells.
"Dear Lord..." Thanatos said from his perch in the decrepit tree. He flew down gracefully and landed between the two squandering parties. "Now, I'll have you both explain yourselves before this persists. I'm assuming that this vampire is communicating telepathically, so you'll have to speak up," the attempted mediator said as he attempted to bring some peace. "There is no need to disrespect such a place with useless arguments."
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Post by Señor Sunday Friday on Dec 11, 2008 17:45:56 GMT -5
Eithne narrowed her eyes at Chase, "Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give everyone another?" She crossed her arms over her boobs and frowned before looking towards the bird, "I'm sure you're a perfectly fine bird but your friend here seems to find sport in trying to make others hate him even more." there was a slight shrug but she didn't seem to be holding her anger at Chase for very long, either that or she was planning in the depths of her mind to murder Chase in his sleep and there was a realization that it's best to keep people unsuspecting if your going to murder them. One thing that would likely be picked up as a sign that the vampiress could kick Chase's ass was that she carried such a large weapon with her and without showing any sign of tiring, she was pretty kickass actually, if you ask me.
One of the imps gasped, "You called her a whore, yes?!" It shouted, which was funny because most would assume that they wouldn't understand most anything that anyone said, but they seemed to understand pretty well what Chase had just called Eithne, even if the RPer got 'strumpet' confused with 'crumpet' but see that was entirely unimportant.
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Post by Person on Dec 11, 2008 20:47:32 GMT -5
"Yeah, because stalking someone all the while telepathically calling them stupid is an excellent way to make friends, right?" Chase responded with a tone of annoyance and questioning. "And technically, I called her a prostitute," he said to the imps with a smile that could only be found in the hearts of some of the most truly sarcastic.
"Well, I do believe that the mortal thing to do would be apologize, yes? Yes, yes, I do believe that is what this situation calls for. Master Chase, because you are the gentleman here, I would expect you to apologize to the lady first," Thanatos said to Chase with a nod.
"Pfft, why would I do that? She started insulting me first; I was responding in self-defense!" Chase argued back at the bird like a child trying to argue a sentence decreed by the parental figure. His eyes brimmed to the very top with defiance against the bird as he attempted to stand his ground.
Thanatos sighed and flew to Chase's shoulder. The bird whispered something indistinguishable to the third party to Chase. Whatever it was, the defiance in Chase's eyes were melting down, only to be replaced with an angry acquiesce. "Fine! Just do not do that!" Chase exclaimed. "Sorry, I guess," he muttered under his breath like a taboo curse.
The raven flew back to his middle-ground position and turned to Eithne. "Now, Miss, I'm afraid that might be all that I can squeeze out of Master Chase at the moment. Terribly sorry for any inconvenience his naivety might have caused you. Yes, yes. I hope that this does not leave any unchangeable, negative impressions about the Corbeau family; I would feel terrible if you walked away with such a negative imprint," Thanatos said, continuing in his old habit of speaking in solid paragraphs. The talking bird was a bit taken aback by his own rudeness, "Why, I do believe that I never introduced myself. I am Thanatos; official adviser to the Authority of Death, and, as of now, babysitter," he said with a refined humor in his voice that rang of upper-class.
Chase was seriously contemplating why he didn't shoot the bird with a BB gun. Maybe he could buy one at the school--hey, they had telepathic stalkers, so anything is possible.
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