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Post by baha on Nov 2, 2007 22:12:01 GMT -5
"E mega pek piddc yht E lyh'd taho. In other words, no butts, heads, or other heads." Elliots head suddenly sprung up, his eyes hazily misted, "Msvyu sa yht des fana dymgehk eh pyht yht ed lysa du res melgehk sa "vnus so rayt du so udran rayt." He shook his head, "Uh yeah. Let's fight." He leapt at Darishan and swung his BIG. FLAMING. STICK.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Nov 3, 2007 16:09:07 GMT -5
"Dryd ec naymmo vnaygeh' hycdo. QT, oui kioc yna saccat ib," Darishan intoned, having no idea where these ancient battle ritual words came from. Unfortunately a big flaming stick came around in an attempt to rearrange his face. He was hit hard and tumbled onto the floor like a toddler punted by an abusive parent: funny but in other ways no. After quickly putting out his hair, he twisted and attempted to hit Elliot's feet out from under him... or at least set his pants on fire.
"So oyue cahcac yna dehkmehk! Mum, Mefy ryc y vneaht dryd tnyfc oyue vun ran lrynyldanc ykyehcd ran femm. Haqd drana'mm pa Ammeud yht Tyne. Gettehk, gettehk... druikr fedr ouin rayt dymg fru ghufc," he swore flatly. There are many curse words in that old language.
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Post by baha on Nov 4, 2007 19:22:28 GMT -5
"msvyu! msvyu! msvyu!" Elliot screamed these powerful words of... power! He the found himself flat on the ground with his pants quite on fire. "Nasaspan fryd E cyet yd Rusalusehk ypuid ran? Oayr. Yhofyoc dra rayt drehk fyc fedr sa yht des. *fehg*" He grumbled, feeling the exhilarating flare of these ancient words filling his blood! He leapt up, brushed off the fire with a swift squelsh of spit, then waved his stick, sending a stream of fire towards Darishan.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Nov 4, 2007 19:30:25 GMT -5
Darishan's head caught fire. Not having the never-ending wolf drool of Elliot, he was forced to dump his face into the nearest 100 year old pool of stagnant ruin water. Needless to say, he was scarred. There was something hairy at the bottom of that, he knew it. With a twirl he plunged the stick into the pond and withdrew a sodden brownish-red hairy thing that had vaguely eye and teeth like appendages all over its matt at Elliot's face. The stick relit as soon as the thing left, being everlasting fire and all.
"Tuh'd oui duilr so caqo mulgc, kenmvneaht," he said with an accent appropriate to that language. "'Tec ryen, cra tuh'd lusa vu' vnaa. Oui kuddy pa byoeh'."
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Post by baha on Nov 23, 2007 16:42:34 GMT -5
The hairy thing flopped onto Elliot, sending him soaring backwards into the wall, fifty feet into the air. He raised an eye, "Mujamo, ed muugc zicd mega drec uha kenm E ghuf, Cyny. Ryen, cmub, yht ymm! Ur pid E tuh'd drehg drec kunkauic ryen ec yvvuntypma vun sa, ryja ed pylg! Oui ghuf oui mega ryen fad!" He grabbed the sloppy hair-bundle and shoved it on the tip of his stick (XD), then cannonballed it out at Darishan, full force, tentacle-like hair strands waving madly in the air.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Nov 23, 2007 19:18:18 GMT -5
"Hu, ed nasehtc sa suna uv drec fusyh hysat Crampo. Cra megat kaddehk cbaynat uh vmysehk cdelgc mega dryd," Darishan countered. (Nudvmsyu, ouin hysa ec 'Lnysbu' eh Ym Prat.) He swung his flaming brand like a baseball bat and volleyed it back over the fire towards Elliot. It wasn't exactly a home run, but Darishan wasn't the most athletic person in the world.
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Post by baha on Dec 7, 2007 19:44:56 GMT -5
"MSYU E GHUF. Lnysbu!!! Zaaw, oui't drehg so hysa't pa cusadrehk paddan. >_> - E ys Ujanmunt Lnysbu! - Lnysbu? Fryd geht uv hysa ec dryd? - ...Crid ib vuu'! *cseda*" Elliot barked, holding his stick in front of him. The fire expanded to form a racket-like size. The wet thingermobobergigger hit the flames with a loud "SCCHLLLOOP" and went racing back at Darishan.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Dec 7, 2007 20:01:14 GMT -5
Darishan rose from a muddy patch on the ground a dead orc zombie to save himself, and the Mr. Squwelchy latching onto its head. There was the sound of sharp cracks and slurping as the thing drained the orc's small, half rotted brains. The orc then turned blindly at Elliot and screeched "EEEEBELEEBELEEEBELEEBELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in a shrieking banshee voice that made Darishan's ears bleed. Ouch. The new monstrosity, neither zombie nor furbeast, opened its gaping maw to eat Elliot's brainzzz.
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Post by baha on Dec 7, 2007 20:14:13 GMT -5
Suddenly the room was drenched in a bright light. Elliot stumbled over to Darishan and yelled out, "What happened?" as a ferocious wind burst through the room. The infamous T-rex flew in, burst around the room a few times, then flew out the opening, never to be seen again.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Dec 7, 2007 20:15:40 GMT -5
Darishan was half-blinded by the sudden light change, but when his vision cleared he saw that the thing was gone. "Fight over," he said flatly. This was getting too bizarre to be worth anything.
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Post by baha on Dec 10, 2007 19:38:28 GMT -5
And poof they were ejected out of the building.
Elliot looked at the sky, the light clearly coming from the rising sun. He shook his head, then grabbed Darishan and ran out of the place, screaming in that possessed voice, "THANK GOD THATS OVER!"
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