hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
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Post by hannah montana on Oct 30, 2007 16:32:19 GMT -5
Clarik spit back up water sardonically, not even bothering with his hair again, though it hindered his sight. "I never could really do it until I got used to my powers, though," Clarik remarked lightly. He looked at Jatza and grinned. "Careful, Estrik. Keep being all lovey-dovey and she might turn into the Hulk."
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J-Bear!
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One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Nov 1, 2007 20:13:05 GMT -5
Jatza laughed but rolled her eyes and blushed again. "Whatever."
Dae sighed. "Well, I wish I had some of your powers."
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hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
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Post by hannah montana on Nov 1, 2007 20:24:31 GMT -5
Clarik laughed. "Oh, all women want a taste of my power..." he said in a very sexual way. [XD]
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J-Bear!
Junior
One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Nov 2, 2007 18:22:32 GMT -5
Dae laughed. "Keep telling yourself that, Clarik, keep telling yourself that."
Jatza shook her head. "I'm a woman . . ." She said, mocking offense. "So, anything in particular you guys want to do while we're here? Or would you rather I choose?"
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Post by demonfire on Nov 3, 2007 10:07:09 GMT -5
Estrik's stomach growled, he was as the Italians say, hungry like a wolf. "Is there anything to chow down on?" Estrik said, trying to calm his rumbling stomach.
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hannah montana
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Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
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Post by hannah montana on Nov 3, 2007 10:19:51 GMT -5
"SEE! Even Estrik's stomach thinks I'm delicious!!" Clarik started to swim for the waters edge and pulled himself up. He stripped off his jacket and shirt and jeans until he was just wearing his red plaid boxers and a white wifebeater. "Try not to get too turned on, all right?" he said as he laid his clothes out on the rocks to dry.
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J-Bear!
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One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Nov 3, 2007 13:17:35 GMT -5
Jatza laughed. "Well, we elves don't eat meat. So, unless you're okay with a completely vegan meal, no."
Dae laughed, covering her eyes. "My eyes! It burns!"
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Post by demonfire on Nov 3, 2007 19:48:02 GMT -5
Estrik's eye twitched with a scared emotion, as if he had just found out that the entire world he lived in was a computer simulation and he was some super-key to save the human race from machine-oppressors. "No...meat?" Estrik said, almost crying. Meat was to a man as heroine was to an addict. A small tear formed in his eye and fell to the water with a small, almost silent plop. He was shocked, frightened, and sad. What kind of twisted culture was this? First abusive and loved Queens and now everyone is Vegan? The fiends!
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J-Bear!
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One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Nov 3, 2007 19:58:50 GMT -5
Jatza sighed. "Wow, Estrik, just wow. Of course not. Elves, being so close to nature, know animals have lives and familys and feelings, and I especially do, being empathetic. But, if you're really that desperate, I'm sure you can hunt something down."
Dae laughed. "Jazz, I think you're on your own. Unless Clarik turns out to be a vegetarian vampire." She laughed at the Twilight joke. "You guys probably wouldn't get it . . ."
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hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
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Post by hannah montana on Nov 3, 2007 21:53:01 GMT -5
"Aye, Estrik, I'll go huntcha somethin' dowwnn, nigga," Clarik said in his blackest voice, jumping from rock to rock. "I'm a bit hungry myself. Vegetarian, huh? That's never been my thing..." He proceeded to take a grand march about as he sang, "Blood! Blood! Gallons of the stuff! All that you can drink and it will never be enough!"
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Post by demonfire on Nov 4, 2007 18:11:38 GMT -5
Estrik hopped up behind Clarik and chanted with him, replacing 'blood' with 'meat'. Because in some places, they drank meat. Estrik stole away for a moment before returning with a preskinned, precooked, and pregutted rabbit, because things like that happened when an RPer is too lazy to go into detail about finding and killing happy woodland creatures. Estrik ate the entire rabbit, then and there, throwing the bones at Clarik so he could feed on the scraps.
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hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
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Post by hannah montana on Nov 4, 2007 18:15:48 GMT -5
Clarik jumped into the air in a Mario-like pose, grabbing the bones and then sitting down Indian-style and gnawing like mad at the small bits of meat still clinging for dear life to the bone. Once done, he burped and proceeded to chew up the bones and eat them. PWNED.
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J-Bear!
Junior
One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Nov 4, 2007 18:56:10 GMT -5
Jatza's stomach lurched, and she struggled to not vomit. She turned away, wincing visibly, and spotted some wild berries. She picked them, and offered some to Dae, who was conviently located away from the meat-eaters. Dae took them gladly.
"How polite, Clarik." Dae said, laughing. "Thanks, Jazz."
Jatza said nothing but ate.
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Post by demonfire on Nov 7, 2007 11:00:15 GMT -5
"Hey! That plant had a family! Do you know what you just did?" he asked in that mocking way that vegetarians always say about omnivores. Even Ryumizu was gobbling down fish and anything else he could find.
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hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
Posts: 1,434
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Post by hannah montana on Nov 7, 2007 18:16:34 GMT -5
"Oh, you know me," Clarik said with a sappy smile, standing up and laughing at Estrik. "Think of the children!" he added dramatically, arching his back as he stretched. "Well, now that I'm in my boxers and fed...Hmm, whatever could we do?" Of course Clarik had to turn it into something sexual. OF COURSE.
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