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Post by baha on Aug 13, 2008 15:03:04 GMT -5
Arghgh. This summer sucks mucho crap. So I just realized earlier this week that we have to mail this letter to our AP English teacher next week, but I have band camp all next week and the week after, so I gotta finish some books uber fast in two days ><
Anywaaaayy I guess the big point is I'll be trying to get on everyday until next Monday, which is when Band Camp starts, and then after that ends school starts and my life becomes more hectic than it isssss.....
...no srsly monday: marching band till four, violin lessons appx 5-6 tuesday: mb till 5:30 then mock trial around 7-9 wednesday: some random activity (STAND, interact, SADD) until 4, then marching band 6-9 thursday: mb till 5:30 then probably NOTHING FREE AFTERNOON YAAY Friday: marching band till appx midnight saturday: marching band from appx 9-10am to appx 11pm sunday: rowan youth orchestra from 6-9:30pm
all while being in ap history and english, and all the rest st00pid honors. and while practicing for the all-south jersey orchestra.
srsly. my life is fail. D:
well. Here's to the last week of my healthy existance! :D
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Post by demonfire on Aug 13, 2008 15:08:35 GMT -5
Brandon's Uber Awesome Schedule, >> <<
Monday:Sleep. Vege. Tuesday: Sleep. Vege. Wednesday: Sleep. Vege. Thursday: Sleep. Vege. Attempt to read Charles Dickens for H. English Friday: Rush through most of summer work to not have mom beat the crap outta me.
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllz.
The most work I did this week was ride to KFC, >> <<
Oh well. In order to survive, you must slay your life, Shelbert! IT WILL KILL YOU!
Jp mah holmes. Good luck on all j00r things. May the 1337 be with you.
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Post by baha on Aug 13, 2008 20:44:34 GMT -5
*dead* D: thanks brandy.
"RIP shelby. Killed by da alphanerd, yo!"
...hmm. not bad. =D
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Post by ±Witchcraft± on Aug 13, 2008 20:48:57 GMT -5
Do you want White Lilies or Black Roses on your grave?
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Post by Arual on Aug 13, 2008 20:58:59 GMT -5
or maybe SPAM! :DDDDDDD
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Post by baha on Aug 13, 2008 21:20:43 GMT -5
all three! like a can of spam and then flowers on both sides! AND THE BLOOD BODY OF BRANDON D:<
mm. vengence.
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Post by demonfire on Aug 13, 2008 21:23:44 GMT -5
>> <<
Quick, to the Shelbymobile! *Hops into Shelby's tricycle and rides away* CATCH ME IF YOU CAN FEWLISH MORTALS!
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Post by Arual on Aug 13, 2008 21:25:42 GMT -5
xDDDDDD NIIIIIIIIIICE
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Post by baha on Aug 13, 2008 21:41:07 GMT -5
but but but.... tricycle D:
.... FIRST, YOU KILL ME THEN YOU SPAM MY GRACE NOW YOU TAKE MY TRICYCLE??!?!?!?!
WTF BRANDON
WTF
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOVE THIS.
I'm so dissapointed in you.
we were like this before *crossed fingers* but we're like this now *separates fingers*
goddamn tricycle. and jalopies. D:<
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Post by Arual on Aug 14, 2008 10:32:39 GMT -5
jalopies?! 00 I thought this was all about Beavers! *is in a huge state of shock* *sighs* Well, *puts a beaver backpack on her back* Off to build some damz. *walks off*
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Aug 14, 2008 11:35:06 GMT -5
HALT! CEASE THIS ALL RIGHT NOW! Shelbeh... did you say.... next week? I thought it was the thirtieth! I have plenty of time, right?!? *eyes shrivel* Merde....
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Post by L.A.C.R.I.M.O.S.A on Aug 14, 2008 12:05:24 GMT -5
Ooooohhhhh schnappp....You pulled a Beaver joke. For shame! .....and ph*ck the damn jalopies.....and "nut-scratchin'-Grandpa" D:< AND WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!! We have to MAIL him the mutha truckin' letter?!?!?! What, is this so he doesn't feel lonely all summer??!!!!?!!! WTF!!!! AND I STILL HAVE THOSE SIX DAMN AP ART PROJECTS!!!!! My life fail > Shelby's life fail therefore... My life = EPIC FAILLLLLL!!!!! D:< What the hell happened to summer /vacations/?!?!?! Screw Junior year up the butt.
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Post by ±Witchcraft± on Aug 14, 2008 12:24:58 GMT -5
People...at least you had a 3 month summer. I had to go to school for 6 EXTRA WEEKS! So while you were here putting off your work I was at a college doing even more work. I got my summer homework to finish as well so HA! HA! HA!
My Work Load > Vamp's Work Load > Shelby's Work Load
That and I got to figure out all the colleges I want to apply to which has to be a minimum of 4 for some reason even though there is only 2 in my state that has my major. O.o
I am being forced to retake my SAT's in the Fall and find all the scholarships I can get my hands on.
STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF!
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Post by Arual on Aug 14, 2008 12:51:59 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!~!!!!
All I have to do is my Honors History II report for the book I read!
THen... I"M DONE!
*luffs Academic (sp?) classes sometimes*
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Post by L.A.C.R.I.M.O.S.A on Aug 14, 2008 13:25:06 GMT -5
Betch, I KNOW you did NOT just try to One-Up MAI SUMMER FAILLL!!!! > I didn't think it would have to come to this, but Rob, you leave me no choice. >=3 My summer workload: AP ENGLISH: - Read approx. 625 pages of "The Grapes of Wrath" and keep a substantial amount of notes, about 2 entries every 10-25 pages -Read "The Great Gatsby" and maintain healthy amount of notes (as seen above) -Read "Freakonomics..." and keep notes (of which I am currently in the middle) -Write 2-page essay on a single summer experience with copious detail -Write 2-page letter about summer reading experience to be given early to teacher (Oh, I'll have plenty to say to that turd...) -Read book of choice -Read any magazine articles/pamphlets/etc. of a college reading level such as National Geographic (which happened to be my choice)(AND THAT IS THE END OF /ONE/ CLASS!!! >=/) AP History: - Read "Trifles", a short story on women's "inner sphere" during the late 18, early 1900s. Be able to prove I read it and reate the work to history in some manner -Read "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" and be able to prove I read it. I must also be able to relate this abstract allegory to history as well, and it is proving quite difficultAP ART: (Here's the doozy. All this work will go toward my college portfolio.) -Draw/paint a landscape that includes at least one bulding or structure. No cars, no people. Must be as realistic as possible, minding lines, shading, and texture -Pick a small object. Enlarge object in several "abstract" images onto a large piece of paper. Keep lines in mind -Draw a collection of 3 - 6 eggs on fabric in some form of bright light. Shading is absolutely CRUCIAL. -Draw a picture of my own feet and "the story they tell" (keeping in mind the expression "Walk a mile in his shoes"). Proportion, shading, originality, and creativity are extremely vital. -Make a collage entailing pictures of a single emotion. I can use words, pitcures, or phrases, but I cannot list the emotion And FINALLY -Fill /TWENTY-FIVE/ pages of my sketchbook with figure studies. Most of these pictures must be detailed.This terminates the end of my school work, however... For 2 weeks I was sent to play "baby-sitter" at a local camp. This included watching a class of about 20 small children with the help of 2 other people during the duration of their time there. This is so I may become a fully certified employee next year and hopefully make a bit of money off ot it. But anyone who knows me will know that I. HATE. KIDS!!!!! >___O On top of THAT, I was so " luckily" assigned to the only group that went on hikes and nature-trails. My schedule for the next two works was comprised of me getting up early (as if going to school), getting ready, skipping breakfast, hiking through woods and brush and weeds, and watching over a group of kids who, at most times, were unruly and did not want to listen. One time, the teacher made the mistake of introducing them to finger paint. One of the girls went to the bathroom to wash her hands. I was in charge of taking the girls to the bathroom down the hall, so I let her go with me. The line for the bathroom sinks just grew as more and more girls came in, covered from elbow to fingertip in blue, red, green, yellow, and purple paint. The girl I escorted to the bathroom became antsy while waiting, insisting the paint on her hands was "burning" her. She then proceded to hop around the bathroom, flicking her hands everywhere and screaming "IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" Moments later, the bathroom was completely covered in purple paint. It smothered the floor, smeared the bathroom stalls, stained clothes, stuck to hair, and guess who had to fucking clean it?!?! I was on my hands and knees for the next 30 minutes with Clorox wipes, scrubbing the bathroom floors on behalf of children I did not like. But did I mention the pleasant case of poison ivy I received as a little "parting gift" from my AWESOME SUMMER CAMP EXPERIENCE?! =D This, in total, deducts 2 weeks from my time of completing summer work. I also must mention that I had to go away for another 9 days to go to hot-and-humid-as-Hell FLORIDA to bear witness to my sister's softball tournament. They lost. On the first day of eliminations. I spent about 5 hours a day baking in the Florida sun to watch my sister's team lose, all the while wasting valuable time I could have used to do work. So here I am, nowhere near done my work and complaining about it on the Interweb. =D You may have had 6 weeks of extra school, but even though I left school, it seems as though I never had. Atleast the teachers did not bury you under a mountain of work and expect id done by a certain deadline because, in school, you all work at an even pace. I apologize, but your summer is nowhere NEAR as FAIL-INDUCED as mine. >____>
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