Umm...yeah

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This is a story my friends and I passed around in 7th grade for the summer, it's really stupid, but yeah, I thought I'd let you guys read some if you felt like it. XDDDD I am Reba, so yeah... I was the editor, so I made the grammar a lot better. If anyone remembers Rubysun, she's Laura. But yeah, I corrected her part A LOT for grammar, so if it looks good it's cause I used my perfectionist powers. XDDDD



Reba’s Part
In the beginning, there was heaven…and Reba’s part

It was the last day of school. Seriously. And everyone was very spaztic (especially Rach). The entire 7th grade was outside, and either they were running around being complete idiots or they were bored. Eli and Ashley were arguing about which color was better (Eli voted for black, and Ashley said pink). Reba was dancing around in the grass with her headphones around her neck listening to Relient K (Reba: I’m listening to it at this very moment!!). Jill was eating as much sweet snow (a.k.a. ice cream) as she possibly could, while Rachel and Brittany cheered her on. Laura was going around and hitting everyone’s head so they would remember her over the summer.
Finally, Laura shook her head as she watched a cheering group surround Reba, who was dancing to the awesome tune. She went over to see what the heck Reba was listening to. The moment she heard Relient K, she sprinted away. That song was NOT getting in her head, no matter what!! Laura walked over to Jill, who burped.
“Oh, man! I shouldn’t have eaten all that ice cream…ugh…” Jill groaned, feeling sick.
Britt laughed. “There’s one more ice cream sandwich left, Jill! You have to eat it!”
Laura grabbed it and unwrapped it. She chomped down on the sugary goodness, and then decided to see how much she could stuff in her mouth without choking. Soon, it was Jill, Britt, and Rach cheering for Laura to eat the whole sandwich. When Laura had finally shoved the thing down her throat, the other three friend-dudes were among them.
Reba was still stepping to the beat, and Ashley was happy to have won the argument since Eli had agreed with her (the traitor!!). Actually, the only reason Eli did this was so Ashley would be shut up about how cool pink was.
“I can’t believe you like the color pink,” Reba sighed.
Ashley crossed her arms. “It’s a joke! Jeez! I was being sarcastic the whole time! Eli’s just really slow!”
Britt and Jill exchanged glances, and Laura laughed. “Oh, of course! Of course! We totally believe you! I mean, it’s just your style that you like pink!”
“Hey, guys! My mom got the okay from your parents so you can come over for the sleepover this weekend! And my mom has all your sleeping bags and other random objects (she was referring to Reba and Laura‘s llama stuffed animals) in her car!” Rachel said, sensing a huge argument in the making.
Everyone cheered, right when they had to go in. When they all had their backpacks packed, they all literally sprinted to the gym canopy. There, Rachel’s mom pulled her van up, and everyone lunged into the car. Reba, Rach, and Laura all sat in the back row. Ashley and Britt sat in the middle with Eli on the floor between them. And Jill was the lucky, lucky one to get the passenger seat, all because of the three words she said; “Dibs on shotgun!!”
“Relient K! Relient K!” Reba yelled. She quickly flipped through her big CD case and found ‘Mmhmm’. She shoved it toward the front of the vehicle.
“No way!” Ashley argued, holding her CD, ’American Idiot’, in front of Reba’s. “Greenday rocks!”
“Well, Relient K rocks so hard it makes bull-fighting look like a Martha Stewart Christmas special!” Reba glared at Ashley, still trying to push her CD ahead of Ashley’s.
“She can’t put two CD’s in one player! Pick one!” Jill shouted from the softness of the front seat.
“Actually, she can’t put either of them in because the CD player has never ever worked,” Rachel informed. “So neither of you win this round.”
Ashley put her head down as she placed her CD back in its case. But Reba wouldn’t settle for no music. She took out her CD player and put RK in it. Turning it up as loud as possible, she put it around her neck and turned it to number eleven.
Laura and Reba and Rach, who knew all the lyrics by heart, sang along with Relient K. Eventually, on the chorus, Britt found out the words and joined in the craziness. Even Mrs. Ashburn, who was all the way in the front, was nodding her head to the beat. At one point, Laura got everyone to sing, with Reba conducting.
‘Cause lately it just seems to me
Like we’ve got the letters A.D.D.
Blended into our mentality
We simply can’t focus on anything!’
And finally, they all arrived at Rachel’s house. Reba had announced that she had much more music (like Evanescence, Jars of Clay, the B-52’s, Kutless, more RK, Sanctus Real, Matthew West, and even some random techno songs). But only Laura, Rachel, and Reba (well, duh) were eager to hear the music. Mrs. Ashburn had told them that Becky and Michael were gone for the weekend to boot camp. Even though they were too young, Reba had arranged for one led by none other than…HER BROTHER ANDREW!! (We’re all extremely sorry, Becky and Michael)
Everyone thanked Mrs. Ashburn, who took a few bows, and then they all ran inside to Rachel’s room. They all sat on the floor while Rach sat atop her bed. The silence of boredom quickly spread throughout the room, until Reba gave Ashley a severe nuggie. Then Eli, trying to be cool, attempted to give Laura a nuggie. This ended up with Eli crying as she held her face (Laura had punched her in anger).
“Okay. Now what?” Brittany asked.
“Whatever our hearts desire!” Laura said dramatically, throwing her arms up in the air, and then she went back to normal and slapped Reba on the back of the head.
“OW!” Reba complained obnoxiously.
“Did everyone bring their swimsuits? We can go swimming! Since this is my house, I definitely have mine. Yup,” Rach nodded.
Everyone said they had one, and so they all went into separate rooms to change into them. Then, they marched outside to the pool, but Reba was still getting ready because she had to find her swimsuit under her mass of random things (like Butterball the llama) before she could put it on. They stood at the edge, sometimes dipping their toes in the water to see how cold it was. Suddenly, loud techno music (I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die!) erupted over the whole pool area as Reba yelled and jumped into the pool, landing in a can-opener and soaking everyone.
Reba was wearing a black one piece with an orange fire design spilling over it like water. Laura wore her dark blue Hawaiian print one piece, and Rachel wore a black one with two red stripes on the sides. Eli wore a swimsuit EXACTLY like Rachel’s, making Laura make fun of her even more. Britt had on a purplish two piece, and Jill had on a red three piece (once she spazed out and her swimsuit was the victim…WHY DO THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!). Ashley was wearing a bright blue two piece with a picture of Kuwabara screen printed on the front. Thus, the mocking never ends!
“Hey Elizabeth, did you wear that suit because Rachel wore it or because you wanted to try and escape your girly fate?” Laura asked mockingly.
“I wore it because it’s cool!” Eli barked back, riding on a blow-up dolphin, which was soon flipped and taken away by Reba.
“Sure,” Laura rolled her eyes and then laughed as Reba rode the dolphin away with Eli glaring.
Reba, while atop the giant dolphin, saw Ashley and laughed. “Hey, Shley, nice swim suit! It totally fits you.”
Ashley crossed her arms and stuck her tongue out at Reba childishly, while Reba just gave a sarcastic salute and tried to swim away from Eli, who was attempting to flip the dolphin over and send Reba tumbling.
Soon, everything went normal. Jill was eating chips in the hot tub while Britt and Ashley had a water-gun fight. Laura and Rach talked while Eli tried to take back the dolphin thing from Reba.
After a few hours, it began to get dark. The girls all got their towels and dried off. Then, once again went to there separate rooms to change into their pajamas. Jill wore bright red pants (pantos) and a grey NC State shirt with NC State slippers. Britt was wearing blue pajamas with sheep and stars on them, Rach wore black pants and a red sleeveless happy bunny shirt that said, ‘It worries me that you’re so stupid.’ Eli had on metallic silver pants and a blue t-shirt with a horse on it. Reba donned black pants with a red stripe down the sides, a black sleeveless top, and black fuzzy slippers (heh I guess I felt gothic then!)Great. I bet you care. Anyways, then they settled back into Rachel’s room’s floor (how comfortable).
“Well, now what? It’s dark outside. And inside, too,” Rachel told them.
“MONSTER!!” Reba shouted, and everyone turned around. She began to explain what it was and how to play, but Laura and Rachel already knew (when you played that all night long at Reba’s sleepover ‘til four in the morning, you would know how to play).
Reba explained carefully. “Okay, everyone hides and then one dude goes out to look for them. Basically, it’s like hide and seek in the dark. The boundaries are just inside this house, and not in a room where Rachel’s mom or dad are sleeping. If you’re it, then you can’t turn the lights on, and you have to close your eyes while we hide. You give the hiders two minutes, and then you go, and don’t yell ‘I’m coming’. Trust me, just go. The first person the dude who’s it finds is it next time. Anyways, that’s how you play.”
After the explanation by Reba, everyone was prepared to play. They did rock, paper, scissors to determine who was it. And Ashley was the lucky, lucky one chosen to be it.

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Laura’s Part


Ashley sighed. “Why do I always have to be it?”
“What are you talking about? We just started!” Britt exclaimed, shrugging her shoulders. Ashley grumbled in return.
“The couch can be base,” Reba said decidedly. “Alright, Ashley, start counting!”
Ashley walked over to the couch and sat down, beginning to count. They mostly broke off into different directions. Eli followed Laura, and after a few minutes of being followed Laura turned around and stuck her face up close to Eli’s.
“You’ve got three seconds to turn around and stop following me or it’s gonna get ugly!” Laura warned angrily.
“I’m not afraid of you!” Eli replied, crossing her arms in defiance.
“Well, I guess we’re going to have to do something about that, aren’t we?” Laura said as she backed up a little.
Then she raised her leg high and gave Eli a vicious kick in the chest, knocking the breath out of Eli. She sank to the ground and slowly crawled away, crying. Laura smirked and then turned around to search for an appropriate hiding place.
Jill went a little ways away from the den, but then thought better of it. She silently crept back up to the couch and hid behind it. Ashley would never think to look behind the couch.
‘I’m hungry,’ Jill thought. ‘I wonder what’s for dinner…hm…’
While Jill was imagining all the tasty things she could eat, Britt was walking down the nearest hallway and searching for a place to hide. She checked the kitchen, but had no luck. A few minutes later, she found a closet and slipped in among the various cleaning supplies. She sneezed from the dust, and a cloud went up from a mop nearby. Britt raised her eyebrows and coughed.
Reba walked around stealthily. She happened to walk by the same closet Britt was hiding in just in time to hear the sneeze. Reba chuckled to herself. She looked around, spied a trashcan, and checked in it. It was empty; perfect. Reba squeezed into it and put the top back on.
Laura walked into the kitchen and looked in the cabinets. She could easily fit in one of them, but it was a little too amateurish for her. She kept on looking and saw the fridge. Laura smirked. That would do. She jumped up and placed her hands on the top of the fridge, and then pulled the rest of her body up using all her arm strength. Now all that was left to do was wait.
“I hate waiting…” she muttered to herself as she leaned against the wall.
When Ashley had finished counting to sixty twice, she stood and located the sound her Laura’s first victim (Muhahaha). She walked toward the sounds of miserable crying and found Eli sobbing in the corner.
“You’re it next,” Ashley said and walked away.
As soon as Ashley had walked a good ways, Jill hopped over the back of the couch.
“Too easy!” Jill sighed as she turned on the TV and waited.
Ashley continued down the hall, and went into the kitchen. She checked in some of the cabinets. As she did so, Laura jumped down silently and stalked away with out making a single sound loud enough for Ashley to hear.
Ashley went on to the hall concealing Brittany and Reba. Ashley walked by the trashcan where Reba was hiding, and as she did so Reba jumped up and yelled in Ashley’s ear. Ashley screamed high-pitched and jumped, landing on her butt. Reba burst into laughter as she ran past Ashley to the couch, meeting up with the Jill and Laura (who were watching TV). Ashley pulled herself from the ground and rubbed her bottom. Britt, unable to control her laughter, came out of the closet and walked down the hall, amused, as she went into the den. Ashley crossed her arms in insolence and sulked.
They all had to go find Eli and get her to be it next. But when they found her, she refused, saying, “I’m not playing anymore! I shouldn’t have to be it!!”
“Awww, you’re right, you’re a very special girl and we need to be careful of your feelings,” Laura said with fake concern.
“Oh well! Let’s just go play without her!” said Reba, and they walked off to play Monster some more.
They all played Monster until four in the morning, and then watching cheesy movies until six. Finally, the group went to sleep happily.
When they woke up, they felt very refreshed. The seven ate breakfast, and then went outside to play.
“What do we do now?” Jill asked.
“Hm…we could paint each other’s nails…NOT!” joked Ashley, and she cracked up at her own joke while the others gave each other looks.
“We could go down to the basketball court and shoot some hoops,” Laura suggested, and everyone agreed enthusiastically. “We have an odd number, though…hm…Eli, you can be a cheerleader!!”
Eli glared at Laura while Britt patted her shoulder mockingly. “Laura’s right. Eli, why don’t you just cheer us on. Okay?”
Reba got a basketball, and they started down the street, talking. When they reached the court, they divided into two teams and a cheerleader. There was Jill, Reba, and Laura on a team, and on the other was Rach, Britt, and Ashley. And, of course, there was Eli as a cheerleader (that occupation fits her attitude perfect; girlyness).
The game started with Reba passing the ball in to Laura, who passed it in return to Jill. Jill made a jump shot, and scored Team 1 two points. Then Ashley got the ball and dribbled it in, but almost immediately Reba stole the ball and did a lay-up, giving Team 1 two more points. Jill then got the ball and passed it to Laura, who shot a three-pointer and made it. It was 6-0 and Reba was fixing to make another shot when she got the ball. Rach dribbled the ball in a pattern and tried to get around Laura and Jill’s defense, but could not. She threw it to Britt, but Reba intercepted the pass and ran to the goal. Jumping as high as she could, she slam-dunked the ball into the rim and hung for a while.
They all played for a little while longer, with Team 1 winning at thirteen points and Team 2 losing with three. The girls then went back to Rachel’s house. It was about lunch time, so they got some food. This was much to the joy of Jill, who loved every second of it (not that you could ever tell).

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Jill’s Part
(As told by Jill, in her eyes…DUN DUN DUN!)

After a delicious smorgasbord lunch of cold pizza (leftover from last night’s supper), Mack & Cheese, and other random foods, we all agreed to walk down to the High Point City Lake (which is actually in Jamestown. Go figure), because it was very close to Rachel’s house. While on the way, someone whose name will not be mentioned (sneezecoughaaahhhheemmmLAURA) had the bright idea to go exploring in the woods.
“C’mon guys! Let’s go this way!” Laura said as she led the troupe.
“Laura…are you sure?” we all asked in unison. Since Laura was about to lead them through a poison ivy patch, we were all being extra cautious.
She said impatiently, “Of course I am! Now let’s go!”
And go we did. Through hill and dale we followed Laura, their self-proclaimed leader. We all helped a little (okay, a lot) in navigation.
“To the left Laura! To the LEFT!! L~E~F~T! Left!” Ashley yelled loudly. For some reason, Ashley had this left fetish all day (sigh).
“No, to the right!” Britt insisted.
“How about just plain straight?” Rach suggested.
“Maybe we should turn back now…” Liz tried to continue, but was cut short by Rach (who in a weirdly freaky voice tried to scare us by suggesting the possibility of werewolves, vampires, and other strange things.) Reba took high offense to the whole werewolf thing, considering her love of wolves.
“I agree with Liz, maybe we should go back,” I said.
“AAWWW, is Jillwy getting tired?” Reba questioned with mock concern
“No!” I replied defensively, “But I am about to starve!”
“You’re always hungry!” everyone yelled in return (Jill: which I am not!)
With that said, (and a few other impolite words to Laura and Reba, the stubborn ones) we decided to start back towards Rachel’s house. The problem was, in our dispute, we all got turned around and had no clue which way was ‘back’. Luckily, Laura found one of our footprints (Because, thankfully, on the way there Ashley wasn’t looking where she was going and stepped in the mud.).
While the others were confirming that the footprint was Ashley’s and not Big Foot’s, I found a grapevine loaded with grapes! There was a momentary rustling in the bushes nearby, but it stopped when I turned her head to look at it. I didn’t think of it much then, but perhaps I should have. For the moment, I was too hungry to really think. (Reba: Makes sense…It happens all the time!
Jill: *glare* Reba: Er…I mean…)
“Look, everyone…GRAPES!!” I happily shouted.
While we were gorging on the delicious tartness of the wild grapes, the rustling started again. We all were startled. Suddenly, a human head popped up…

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Britt’s Part

“Hilary Duff?” they all chorused.
“Oh, hi! Do you like my show, Lizzie Mcguire?” she asked.
“We like your brother…haha…” said Laura evilly, “…we love the tricks he plays…”
“Of course! You’re my favorite, I mean, we have something in common,” replied Eli.
“Well…what is it we have in common?” Hilary asked hesitantly, noticing Eli’s pink unicorn dress.
“We both absolutely adore pink, it’s the best color on earth! I don’t know why they had to ruin the sky by turning it blue, because if it was pink it would be so totally awesome…totally,” Eli said with her sissy-girly attitude.
“Well, I have to go now, ‘bye.” And with that said Hilary left. Then Eli started crying because her favorite star had just gone.
“Why don’t we go swimming in the lake?” Britt asked. “Its close by, so since we all have on our swimsuits, why don’t we hop in now?”
“There might be those long, slimy things in there…I don’t know what they are but they scare me a lot…” Eli whined.
Ashley corrected her with irritation in her voice. “Those are called snakes. They really aren’t that slimy, it’s more of a scaly feel.”
“Who’s scared of them? They aren’t bad at all!” Reba said.
“I haven’t seen any in there before, so I doubt we’ll see any now!” Rach added with annoyance.
“Last one in is a prissy-sissy!” yelled Laura (we figure being a ‘prissy-sissy’ is far worse than being a ‘rotten egg’.)
They tore off their clothes (under that was their swimsuits) and raced toward the water. Everyone, that is, except Eli. She had to take her time to lay her dress out all nice and neat on the tree stump. Too bad a dog mistook it for a restroom (haha). All of the girls had the same swimsuits on as yesterday, except for Britt, who was wearing a pink swim suit. And as soon as Eli jumped in…
“AAAAAAHHH!!” she screamed. A poisonous snake was swimming in circles around her…

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Ashley’s Part

Rach popped her head up from under the water.
“What?! Snakes?!” she shouted. “Hey…What’s that moving in the water around Liz?” Then, Rachel gasped. “Is it Shadow?!”
“No, Rach, that’s a poisonous water moccasin,” Ashley said, an edge to her voice, as Liz screamed like crazy. Still the tiny snake circled her.
“Aww…” Laura cooed. “It’s so cute!!”
Rach looked disappointed. “Oh, man…I thought it was Shadow…”
Jill rolled her eyes at Rachel’s comments. Britt backed away slowly from the shrieking Liz and the snake
“Ooh! I know!” yelled Laura. “Let’s name him Url!”
“Url?!” Reba questioned, half-yelling.
Suddenly, the water began to ripple, and slowly a scaly head emerged from the lake behind Liz. The serpent was enormous!
“It’s Godzilla!!!” Ashley said, laughing.
“Ooh! It’s Url’s mom!” Laura assumed. “She looks really hungry!…and kind of mad…”
The giant reptile hissed, the sunlight shimmering off its evil-looking fangs, daring any of the girls to try and run.
“Well, it’s not Shadow, but I have to say that it’s pretty cool,” Rachel commented.
Britt crossed her arms (Reba: in denial! *gets slapped by Laura AND Britt*). “Oh joy, a giant snake for Laura…but no man-eating cougar for me! Hmph!”
The baby snake (also known as our dear friend Url) swam to it’s massive mother’s side. Then, they both disappeared under the murky water.
“Noooo!!” Laura screamed dramatically. “Come back, Url! Come back!!” When nothing but a few chirps from birds and Liz’s crying was heard, she hung her head solemnly. Britt was still mad about the cougar thing, Jill was stunned, Ashley was smiling, Reba’s eye was twitching, and Rach…well…was hugging her Shadow doll plushie.
“Okay, what’s next?” said Reba sarcastically. “A man-eating cougar?!”
Everyone soon hopped out of the water, right when the bushes behind them began to rustle…
“What’s that?” Britt asked, scared.
Rachel looked hopeful. “Is it Shadow?!”
Then, out came a red fox. Ashley ran up to it, and, surprisingly, it didn’t get spooked and run away.
“Well, hey there, Retard!” Ashley said enthusiastically. The fox cocked its head at her, its flame-colored pelt shining in the bright sunlight.
“What?! ‘Fireball the Fox’?!” Britt sniffed sadly. “Oh where, oh where is my cougar…?”
“’Retard’…I like that name! It fits the fox well!” Jill said with a grin as she gently patted the animal’s soft fur. The fox closed its eyes.
“NO! It’s not Retard!” Reba screamed. “It’s EIKACHI!” (Reba: Actually, that’s the name of Kuwabara’s cat…)
Rach continued to play with her Shadow doll PLUSHIE!! Jeez…
“Well, now Ashley has a friend!” Laura said with a smirk, crossing her arms.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever! But Url!” Reba laughed. “What a name!!” Laura slapped Reba upside the head in anger.
Laura was infuriated. “Don’t make fun of Url! What did he ever do to you?!” Reba raised an eyebrow, and then shook her head. The others (except for Rachel, who was playing with her Shadow plushie) still petted Retard//Eikachi, who looked bored.
“YAY!” Ashley said, hugging the fox, who soon was struggling to break free of the vicious huggle so he could breathe again. “My new pal!!” Finally, she released her grasp and the fox bounded to Jill for safety purposes.
Jill cocked her head, petted the fox, and made Ashley promise she wouldn’t spaz out or suffocate the poor fox before letting her carry Retard//Eikachi in her arms. Soon, the group was off back to Rachel’s house on the trails.
On the way, they heard a salesman shouting, “Free seahorses!!” A few seconds later, Jill was gone, up at the stand. And then she returned, smiling at her new water-friend.
“Ugh! Of all the things to sell…SEAHORSES!” Britt cried, more annoyed than ever before. “Why me…?”
The girls continued to walk after admiring Jill’s seahorse for a while. Suddenly, Rachel’s Shadow-vision spotted some underpaid guy dressed in a Shadow costume, and you could take a picture with him for five bucks. Rach pried all the money she could from her friends until she had five dollars, and then (of course) pictures were taken.
“Am I next?” Reba asked, referring to all the animals appearing. Well, except for poor Britt and her man-eating cougar. (Everyone: *get Kleenexes and blow nose*)
They were almost at Rachel’s home when the troupe heard a howl come from the backyard of Rachel’s neighbor’s house.
“Wolves…?!” Reba questioned, excitement running through her veins as she ran up to the yard. Everyone followed her.
“Oh…Only pups!” Reba sighed, but was still happy to see wolves.
An old woman was sitting beside the barking and whimpering pups. Ashley looked over at Rach, who was flipping through her photo album of Shadow pictures (Reba: where’d that come from?!), and shook her head.
“So…uh…what kind of wolves are these?” Reba asked, petting one that was licking her palms.
The old lady leaned over to Reba’s ear and whispered, “Don’t tell anybody, but…they’re Gray Wolf pups…”
For a moment, everything was silent other than the yapping of the pups. Then, Reba yelled, “SWEET! I want one!!”
“Oh great…” Jill sighed, shaking her head.
“Grrr…” Britt had her eyes closed, but you could see the fierce anger burning in them anyway. (Reba: Bring in the anime blood vein, please) Suddenly, she stomped her foot hard on the ground. “Where’s MY COUGAR?!” She was panting angrily when everyone looked at her with the ‘Okay…’ look. “Sorry…” Britt apologized quietly.
“Umn…” Reba looked through the many pups, and then held up a jet black one with golden eyes and his fur shone with a brownish-shine when the sun’s rays hit it. The pup barked happily. “This one!”
“That’s Clamp!” said the old woman. “I forgot why I named him that, however…” Then, as if in response, the wolf pup clamped down on Reba’s palm. “Oh yes! That’s why I named him that!”
“Yeah, really…” Reba said, eyebrows raised. “I still want this one, though. He’ll come in handy when Andrew tries to pet him…Muhahaha!!” (Reba: Hey, Clamp-san are AWESOME manga-ka you know)
Everyone looked at the pups for a moment more, and then walked off, bidding farewell to the old woman.
“Want to hold him, Laura?” Reba asked as the group started back toward Rachel’s house (Reba: and this is the, what, 4th time?!).
“No way! Keep that snapping beast away from me!!” Laura shook her head and chided. “You should have gotten one that was tamer!”
Britt ran up into Rachel’s room, really upset that everyone had gotten something they wanted but her. A sudden deep growl made her look up to see a giant cat in the room, staring at her with menacing eyes.
“Guys!! Come look!” Britt shouted with excitement, no fear in her whatsoever.
“What?! Is it Shadow?” Rach asked, sprinting up the stairs to see if it could possibly be her role-model.
“No Rach! It’s a…COUGAR!!” Britt said happily.
Ashley winced painfully. “Uh…Britt? Do you remember asking for a man-eating cougar…?”
“Uh-oh…” Britt’s smile faded into a horrified stare, looking at the cougar.
“AAAAAAAAHHHH!!” They all screamed loudly.

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Reba’s Part


“I’m too young to die!!” Reba yelled as they all ran from the beast. “Speaking of being chased by cougars, there’s a funny story--”
“SHUT UP!!” Laura said as she took off her sandal and pegged Reba’s head with it.
Reba gave a yelp. “Hey, yo! That wasn’t polite!”
The cougar roared behind them, making everyone speed up considerably. When Eli realized she was beginning to fall behind, she screamed loudly and obnoxiously. Jill shook her head solemnly.
“I don’t care anymore!” Britt pouted, panting. “This is just a story anyway!”
Jill sighed poetically. “Yeah, but if we get eaten we’ll be forever gone from these dreaded pages…like an eaten piece of chocolate…”
“Jill, shut up, you’re scaring us,” Ashley barked as she sprinted. “Wait a min---Where’s Rachel?!”
~*~Meanwhile…~*~
Rachel munched on all the ice cream she could because somehow she’d managed to tame the giant snake and Url from before and they had taken down the ice cream truck (the horrible people---er, girl and snakes!!). Url burped happily.
~*~And so, we continue the chase scene~*~
Eli’s flip-flops made it incredibly hard to run for her. But she would not take them off--they were her precious Spongebob ones!! (Reba: Yup. Made with actual sponges.) Reba was leading--though she had absolutely no clue whatsoever where the heck she was going.
“Reba! What’re we gonna do?!” Britt asked, right when they were up to the moist soil near the lake. They all stopped at once at the City Lake.
Reba looked from side to side, then at the man-eating cougar behind them. “Even though we’re girls, and that’s a man¬-eating cougar…See ya!” Reba gave a sarcastic salute and jumped into the water, beginning to swim across to the other side.
The others shrugged and followed, though Reba had to help them, and Ashley helped some too. Finally, they all were on the other side. Except for Eli, who didn’t feel like swimming, so continued running on foot (Reba: not for long! *evil laugh*)
“Okay…we’re on an the other side of the lake and the man-eating cougar is after Eli and Rachel’s gone…okay…okay…” Laura said slowly, as if she was reassuring herself of what was happening.
Jill shook her head. “This is Jamestown. How can there be man-eating cougars and giant snakes?! Why?!”
“Shortage of wildlife things on the tours?” Reba suggested, earning another hit on the head from Laura.
“Oaf,” Laura muttered.
Ashley skipped around because she felt like it, singing a bizarre song. “Yay, this is so boring…I’m so bored…Eli’s being chased by…a man-eating cougar…and we’re all doomed…YAY…”
“Quick, Jill! You have you’re red sandals on, right?!” Britt asked suddenly.
Jill nodded slowly. “Um…yeah…Why?”
“Maybe if you tap them together like Dorothy and we all chant ‘There’s no place like Rachel‘s house…’ then we’ll all be back at Rachel’s house!” Britt said, clapping her hands with excitement and hopping.
“Calm down Britt! I think you’re getting delirious!” Laura shouted. “Plan A!” Laura punched Britt in her face, knocking her out.
“Oh, gee, nice,” Ashley said as she walked up. “Laura, you just knocked Britt unconscious!! Now we’re gonna have to drag her across the lake!!”
“There’s no place like Rachel’s house…there’s no place like Rachel’s house…” Jill said as she tapped her sandals together slowly, eyes closed.
Suddenly, the scene melted away and they were all back at Rachel’s house. Jill sighed with relief. Suddenly, a flying purple llama crashed through the window and neighed (Reba: I’m aware they don’t neigh, okay?! I was bored!!).
“AAAAAHH!!” Reba screamed as she jumped up from her sleeping bag in a frenzy. She glanced around at all her friends, sleeping soundly around her (except for Britt who was snoring horribly and Rachel who was screaming gibberish). She whistled, shaking her head. “What a dream…what a dream.”



And the dragon comes in the
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!

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((just so you know, Rach is obsessed with 'Shadow the Hedgehog,' that's why she's like "IS IT SHADOW?!?!? 0.o"))

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((Rach made me change her last name too since I said I was putting it on here. xD))