Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Jun 25, 2007 23:52:12 GMT -5
(Errr Baha wrote this a few years ago, thought I'd post it. XDD)
Once apon a time,
There was a married couple. The were Mrs. Scarlet and Mrs. Aeris: they loved each other. A lot. And Reno and Rude were gay. Very gay. They just dont tell you these things anymore. There was also a relationship between Cloud and Vincent: Tifa was their daughter. Tifa truely was in love with her father, Cloud, but then she fell in love with Red XIII. They married and had little baby Reds. Then Sara and a guy named Dakota fell in love too. Morgan got jealous and killed Sara. She then married Dakota and they had a baby named Barret. Barret married Yuna and they had Tidus and Jecht. They didn't want to tell poor Tidus that he really was a half black cyborg, so they told him that Jecht was his father. He, of course, believed him. He then fell in love with Yuna, but she shunned him away so he turned to Lulu. They got married and had Auron. Auron married Rikku and had Wakka. Wakka then married Lulu, but eventually they were divorced due to bad dental problems. So Wakka then married Rinoa and they had Squall. Squall married the dead body of Sara. But then Dakota came and killed Squall.
Sephiroth got angry at all the murders and swung his magical wand: the world suddenly became full of kittens and flowers! He then put on a skirt and skipped to Sunday School. Then, Seifer burst from the flowers along side Don Corneo, and they both married Sara, who was revived with Shelby's stolen Resurrect Spell Materia. Sara, of course, was under the imperious(whatever) spell, and couldn't control the birth of Harry Potter. Harry then married Marluxia, who is actually a flower princess, and they had GlaDos. She married Sora and they had Cait Sith. Caith Sith and Ron Weasly got married and had Rufus. Rufus married Paine and they had Reeve.
Reeve married Marlene and had Queen Brahme. Brahme then married Morgan and they somehow produced Kyo. Kyo married Kagome and they had Naminé. She married Yuki and they had Kairi. She married Dark and they had Light. He married Daisuke, and they had Riku, who married Tseng, and they had Risa. Risa married Dr. Frank-N-Furter and they had Satoshi, who ran away because he was sad that his dad was a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. They got upset and had several other sons, Axel, Sesshomaru, Ed, Spike, and Santa Clause. They weren't happy either, and they all ran away with Satoshi and joined the Shelby Fan club, except for Santa, who thought Shelby had been bad and sent her coal.
The Gorillaz thought this was unfair and sent missles to attack Santa. Santa married the missles and produced Janet, dammit. Janet then married Al and they had Lust. Lust married Envy and they had Jing. Jing married Ein the data dog and they had Zack. Zack married Brad Majors, who couldn't find his slut, and they had Mariel, Charlotte, and Brendan. They found out about their ancestors and ran off to join the Shelby Fan club. Squall, Reno, and Vincent banded together with several other delectable kawaii guys and created the Soren fan club.
The Shelby fan club and the Soren fan club then melded together and started attacking random cities. After destroying 3/4ths of the world's populations, they scooped all living beings and stuffed them in Cuba. They then took over North America and renamed the world "Sorby world" They then joined forces with Napoleon and they took over Liger world. Shelby then cut the world-bomb wire and made Sorby go *BOOM*. They all died.
Now Sara is all alone. She sat on a box all alone. She started hearing voices in her head. They were about to tell her the secret of life. One more second .....aaaaanddddd.....the top of the box broke through and Soren fell through. She landed in a secret building.
A big old Buddha walked up to her and said, "I know the meaning of life."
She said, "Tell me!"
and he said, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
She said, "Ok!"
*whisper whisper*
She jumped up, "No way, so all this time..? That's so flippin’ awe-"
BANG. Buddha shot her...
[glow=red,2,300]GAME OVER... RETRY? y/n [/glow]
She landed in a secret building.
A big old Buddha walked up to her and said, "I know the meaning of life."
She said, "Tell me!"
and he said, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
She said, "Ok!"
*whisper whisper*
She jumped up, "No way, so all this time..? That's so flippin’ awe-"
BANG. Buddha shot her...
[glow=red,2,300]THE END...OR IS IT?[/glow]
Once apon a time,
There was a married couple. The were Mrs. Scarlet and Mrs. Aeris: they loved each other. A lot. And Reno and Rude were gay. Very gay. They just dont tell you these things anymore. There was also a relationship between Cloud and Vincent: Tifa was their daughter. Tifa truely was in love with her father, Cloud, but then she fell in love with Red XIII. They married and had little baby Reds. Then Sara and a guy named Dakota fell in love too. Morgan got jealous and killed Sara. She then married Dakota and they had a baby named Barret. Barret married Yuna and they had Tidus and Jecht. They didn't want to tell poor Tidus that he really was a half black cyborg, so they told him that Jecht was his father. He, of course, believed him. He then fell in love with Yuna, but she shunned him away so he turned to Lulu. They got married and had Auron. Auron married Rikku and had Wakka. Wakka then married Lulu, but eventually they were divorced due to bad dental problems. So Wakka then married Rinoa and they had Squall. Squall married the dead body of Sara. But then Dakota came and killed Squall.
Sephiroth got angry at all the murders and swung his magical wand: the world suddenly became full of kittens and flowers! He then put on a skirt and skipped to Sunday School. Then, Seifer burst from the flowers along side Don Corneo, and they both married Sara, who was revived with Shelby's stolen Resurrect Spell Materia. Sara, of course, was under the imperious(whatever) spell, and couldn't control the birth of Harry Potter. Harry then married Marluxia, who is actually a flower princess, and they had GlaDos. She married Sora and they had Cait Sith. Caith Sith and Ron Weasly got married and had Rufus. Rufus married Paine and they had Reeve.
Reeve married Marlene and had Queen Brahme. Brahme then married Morgan and they somehow produced Kyo. Kyo married Kagome and they had Naminé. She married Yuki and they had Kairi. She married Dark and they had Light. He married Daisuke, and they had Riku, who married Tseng, and they had Risa. Risa married Dr. Frank-N-Furter and they had Satoshi, who ran away because he was sad that his dad was a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. They got upset and had several other sons, Axel, Sesshomaru, Ed, Spike, and Santa Clause. They weren't happy either, and they all ran away with Satoshi and joined the Shelby Fan club, except for Santa, who thought Shelby had been bad and sent her coal.
The Gorillaz thought this was unfair and sent missles to attack Santa. Santa married the missles and produced Janet, dammit. Janet then married Al and they had Lust. Lust married Envy and they had Jing. Jing married Ein the data dog and they had Zack. Zack married Brad Majors, who couldn't find his slut, and they had Mariel, Charlotte, and Brendan. They found out about their ancestors and ran off to join the Shelby Fan club. Squall, Reno, and Vincent banded together with several other delectable kawaii guys and created the Soren fan club.
The Shelby fan club and the Soren fan club then melded together and started attacking random cities. After destroying 3/4ths of the world's populations, they scooped all living beings and stuffed them in Cuba. They then took over North America and renamed the world "Sorby world" They then joined forces with Napoleon and they took over Liger world. Shelby then cut the world-bomb wire and made Sorby go *BOOM*. They all died.
Now Sara is all alone. She sat on a box all alone. She started hearing voices in her head. They were about to tell her the secret of life. One more second .....aaaaanddddd.....the top of the box broke through and Soren fell through. She landed in a secret building.
A big old Buddha walked up to her and said, "I know the meaning of life."
She said, "Tell me!"
and he said, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
She said, "Ok!"
*whisper whisper*
She jumped up, "No way, so all this time..? That's so flippin’ awe-"
BANG. Buddha shot her...
[glow=red,2,300]GAME OVER... RETRY? y/n [/glow]
She landed in a secret building.
A big old Buddha walked up to her and said, "I know the meaning of life."
She said, "Tell me!"
and he said, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
She said, "Ok!"
*whisper whisper*
She jumped up, "No way, so all this time..? That's so flippin’ awe-"
BANG. Buddha shot her...
[glow=red,2,300]THE END...OR IS IT?[/glow]
