Post by baha on Jun 26, 2007 22:46:48 GMT -5
The calm sound of a boat hitting the side of the stone wall was all one could hear in the vastly long village of Twilight, located somewhere near the center of Italy- though nobody was really sure if it was east or west of the center, as they were all much too lazy to check.
A faint buzzing sound of a bee echoed through the air, followed by a thick "THWAP" of a rolled up flyer, marking the end of its life.
Groggily awakening, Shelby rolled over in her little boat while mussing her messy hair, then sprang up. She blinked, slowly realizing where she was: Twilight, the city of Twilight! AKA the laziest city in the entire vicinity of their lovely, world-dominant continent: ITALY!!! She smiled, then crawled out of her cozy boat and looked down the neverending stone-paved path of Twilight Street. She breathed in the sweet air, then quickly entered the building she had come on this 10 minute, exhausting boat ride to: Twilight Electronics.
"Uh yeah. I want to buy Pokémon Pearl, 'cause, see I have Diamond and I want Pearl too. Okay?" She grumbled a whole two minutes later to the woman at the counter, a lovely young woman in a cliché Japanese outfit and cat ears, as well as a name tag: Liz.
Liz shook her head quite lazily, though with some pity, "I'm sorry, the last Pokémon Pearl was just sold to out neighbor, but I'm afraid the journey there is just too long for me. Now, if you could please deliver this to him for me, I'd be glad to put in a free, new order of Pearl someday for you. Soon. I promise."
Shelby shrugged and took the small parcel Liz had offered, "Where is he?"
"Next door."
"You take orders from that far away?!"
"Afraid so. Boss is trying to spread business to foreign areas."
"Jeez, and he wanted you to go deliver this?"
"I know!!!"
Shelby shook her head in disgust, then spoke, "Why don't you just come with me then? We'll go deliver this and then head off and find a new job in native territories."
Liz excitedly walked out from behind the counter, "But not as far as across the street, I've never been that far. The journey there is tedious."
Shelby bravely nodded, "But let's do this final order... POKEMON!!!!!!!!" She called out as she marched out of the store.
"Gwwaaaahhh!!!" The man moaned at Shelby as she entered the dimly-lit city. The man waved a scabby, broken arm at her as a tooth fell out of his mouth, followed by his bottom jaw.
"Ew. I'd say go find a dentist, but the nearest one is down the street..." Liz said, sympathy filling her.
"BWAAHH GAAHHHH AGAA WOOO." The man cried out, waving his stumpy arms at the two girls.
Liz shook her head and looked away, "I know, I'm so sorry!"
Shelby grabbed Liz's arm, "Come on! We can't get distracted by little things like bad dental!"
Liz nodded, "Your right. This man is depending on us to deliver his game!!!" She held up the light brown package holding the coveted Pokémon Pearl.
Shelby turned and opened the nearest door, calling in, "Uhh, order for a Pokémon game?"
She was greeted by loud, very loud, piano music, or more specifically Twilight's national song: "Twi Nat So," which celebrated their overzealous natures.
Shelby ran to the center of the room and jabbed the cloaked man wearing a white mask who was playing the piano, "Oi, mister, we've got yo' game!!" She held up the package.
The music instantly stopped, "OH GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!!!"
The mask fell to the floor, revealing a young man with a mass of brown hair. He pulled out a DS from his pocket and snatched the package from Shelby, and shot the game inside the DS.
A moment later, he shrieked, "NOOO!!!!"
A small voice sounded from the device: 'We apologize, Mr. Overbey, for this inconvenience, but your battery has died. Please recharge your DS.'
"NOOOOOOO!!! WHYY! WHY NOW?!?! HOW CAN I POSSIBLY HAVE THE TIME TO DO THAT?!?!" He fell to a sobbing heap on the floor.
Shelby muttered angrily under her breath, then spoke to the man, "The injustice!!! Why should a normal civilian like yourself have to charge his DS?! THE TIME IT WOULD TAKE!!!" She nearly passed out at that thought, "COME WITH US! WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INJUSTICE!!!"
He nodded, "Good, good. My name is Ben, by the w-"
Liz turned to Shelby, "So what are we going to do now?"
"Ben Overbe-"
"Uhhh how about we go check out the Twilight Coffee shop across the river?"
"Umm can I tal-"
"But the time it'd take to get there... I don't know if I can, Shelby..."
"Hey, stop i-"
"YOU CAN DO IT LIZZY!!!" Shelby cried out. She grabbed Liz's arm and marched her out of the store, a frantic Ben Overbey trailing behind.
"MWAHAHAHAHAH GOOO TAA FEHFHHHH MWMEEWEE" the second man shouted. His arm happened to be missing, as well as one of his eyeballs.
"CHHHEEEEWWWBAKAKAKAKAKAKKA!!!" A tenth woman shrieked, blood foaming from her ears, mouth, and nostrils.
"BWHWHWHWALANCIYHCSWGFAWVOEJTP!uFDSNGKgers" A man grumbled out in a steady stream, his legs five feet behind him in a crumpled heap.
Liz raised an eye in curiosity, "Awww, arree youu huuuuwwtt? Pooowww wittleee peeoopppleee!!!" She beamed at them joyfully as they crawled towards them.
Shelby only looked at them for a moment before noticing a boat going by, "Hey I think we can catch that..."
She grabbed Ben and Liz and leapt onto the boat, crashing painfully on a pile of rope.
"HEY HEY, THATS ROPE, DONTCHAKNOW?" The blonde woman shouted. She stood at the end of the boat, oar in one hand, with a small brown-haired, frail girl beside him. The little girl smiled pleasantly, a small rag doll in her jagged teeth.
The woman frustratedly pulled the rope out from under the three, ignoring the garbled "JUUUBAAAHHAHAHYYEYEEYYEE" emitting from the ripped throat of a man swimming below them.
"Do you know how much I had to pay for this rope!? TWO DOLLARS DONTCHAKNOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!"
Ben, Liz, and Shelby all gasped in unison, "I'm sorry! I had no idea!"
The woman scratched an invisible beard then spoke, "Its okay, dontchaknow. My name is Cap'n Andrea, dontchaknow! This is little Sara, at your service. Dragged her off some reef and whirlpools, dontchaknow, and saved her! Sweet girl, dontchaknow?"
Sara smiled sweetly at the three, her sharp teeth drawing a liquid not unlike blood from the body of the doll. She giggled.
"JUUUUUUGAGAGAGAGYEYEYEYEYETAHTAHTAHAHHHHH" the man garbled from aside the boat.
Andrea began paddling, hitting the man in the face in the process,"So what brings ye to this part o' town? Dontchaknow!"
Shelby shrugged, "Well, we were thinking of trying out-"
Andrea cut her off, "Twilight Coffee? Dontchaknow, it's terrible! Gave me nasty constipation, dontchaknow."
Ben turned a violent green, "Too much info!!!" He shook his head.
Shelby stood, her spot beside Liz immediately taken by Sara, who smiled at the previous-shopkeeper, baring glistening white teeth that shone brightly against her sooty, dark face.
"So where are we going?" Shelby spoke.
"Hmm. Well, dontchaknow, I'd like teh be heading to wherever the river takes me!" The boat crashed into the side of the wall of the river, "Well look at that, dontchaknow! We'll get off here."
"JUUUUUUUUUUIASARAWASHEREIAIIAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKEKKEAAAAKJJEWC QOH" came a muffled garbling. The man was finally surfacing.
"NO. BAD BOY." Andrea furious stabbed it back under the boat with her oar, "Now, shall we?" She walked up the stone steps with Sara and vanished.
Ben shrugged and went up, followed by Liz. Shelby turned back, looking at the small shadow of the man in the water gurgle. She looked around with shifty eyes, the jabbed at him with Andrea's oar. She giggled happily, the ran after them.
Okay, so this whole story was totally random. I based it off a dream, where it was exactly the same, except the people were different and they didn't come with me. lol.
Oh and the people were more violent ^^
This is my second zombie dream, so I'm goinng to make the next chapter based on the first dream. ^^
cheers!
A faint buzzing sound of a bee echoed through the air, followed by a thick "THWAP" of a rolled up flyer, marking the end of its life.
Groggily awakening, Shelby rolled over in her little boat while mussing her messy hair, then sprang up. She blinked, slowly realizing where she was: Twilight, the city of Twilight! AKA the laziest city in the entire vicinity of their lovely, world-dominant continent: ITALY!!! She smiled, then crawled out of her cozy boat and looked down the neverending stone-paved path of Twilight Street. She breathed in the sweet air, then quickly entered the building she had come on this 10 minute, exhausting boat ride to: Twilight Electronics.
"Uh yeah. I want to buy Pokémon Pearl, 'cause, see I have Diamond and I want Pearl too. Okay?" She grumbled a whole two minutes later to the woman at the counter, a lovely young woman in a cliché Japanese outfit and cat ears, as well as a name tag: Liz.
Liz shook her head quite lazily, though with some pity, "I'm sorry, the last Pokémon Pearl was just sold to out neighbor, but I'm afraid the journey there is just too long for me. Now, if you could please deliver this to him for me, I'd be glad to put in a free, new order of Pearl someday for you. Soon. I promise."
Shelby shrugged and took the small parcel Liz had offered, "Where is he?"
"Next door."
"You take orders from that far away?!"
"Afraid so. Boss is trying to spread business to foreign areas."
"Jeez, and he wanted you to go deliver this?"
"I know!!!"
Shelby shook her head in disgust, then spoke, "Why don't you just come with me then? We'll go deliver this and then head off and find a new job in native territories."
Liz excitedly walked out from behind the counter, "But not as far as across the street, I've never been that far. The journey there is tedious."
Shelby bravely nodded, "But let's do this final order... POKEMON!!!!!!!!" She called out as she marched out of the store.
"Gwwaaaahhh!!!" The man moaned at Shelby as she entered the dimly-lit city. The man waved a scabby, broken arm at her as a tooth fell out of his mouth, followed by his bottom jaw.
"Ew. I'd say go find a dentist, but the nearest one is down the street..." Liz said, sympathy filling her.
"BWAAHH GAAHHHH AGAA WOOO." The man cried out, waving his stumpy arms at the two girls.
Liz shook her head and looked away, "I know, I'm so sorry!"
Shelby grabbed Liz's arm, "Come on! We can't get distracted by little things like bad dental!"
Liz nodded, "Your right. This man is depending on us to deliver his game!!!" She held up the light brown package holding the coveted Pokémon Pearl.
Shelby turned and opened the nearest door, calling in, "Uhh, order for a Pokémon game?"
She was greeted by loud, very loud, piano music, or more specifically Twilight's national song: "Twi Nat So," which celebrated their overzealous natures.
Shelby ran to the center of the room and jabbed the cloaked man wearing a white mask who was playing the piano, "Oi, mister, we've got yo' game!!" She held up the package.
The music instantly stopped, "OH GOODY GOODY GUMDROPS!!!"
The mask fell to the floor, revealing a young man with a mass of brown hair. He pulled out a DS from his pocket and snatched the package from Shelby, and shot the game inside the DS.
A moment later, he shrieked, "NOOO!!!!"
A small voice sounded from the device: 'We apologize, Mr. Overbey, for this inconvenience, but your battery has died. Please recharge your DS.'
"NOOOOOOO!!! WHYY! WHY NOW?!?! HOW CAN I POSSIBLY HAVE THE TIME TO DO THAT?!?!" He fell to a sobbing heap on the floor.
Shelby muttered angrily under her breath, then spoke to the man, "The injustice!!! Why should a normal civilian like yourself have to charge his DS?! THE TIME IT WOULD TAKE!!!" She nearly passed out at that thought, "COME WITH US! WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS INJUSTICE!!!"
He nodded, "Good, good. My name is Ben, by the w-"
Liz turned to Shelby, "So what are we going to do now?"
"Ben Overbe-"
"Uhhh how about we go check out the Twilight Coffee shop across the river?"
"Umm can I tal-"
"But the time it'd take to get there... I don't know if I can, Shelby..."
"Hey, stop i-"
"YOU CAN DO IT LIZZY!!!" Shelby cried out. She grabbed Liz's arm and marched her out of the store, a frantic Ben Overbey trailing behind.
"MWAHAHAHAHAH GOOO TAA FEHFHHHH MWMEEWEE" the second man shouted. His arm happened to be missing, as well as one of his eyeballs.
"CHHHEEEEWWWBAKAKAKAKAKAKKA!!!" A tenth woman shrieked, blood foaming from her ears, mouth, and nostrils.
"BWHWHWHWALANCIYHCSWGFAWVOEJTP!uFDSNGKgers" A man grumbled out in a steady stream, his legs five feet behind him in a crumpled heap.
Liz raised an eye in curiosity, "Awww, arree youu huuuuwwtt? Pooowww wittleee peeoopppleee!!!" She beamed at them joyfully as they crawled towards them.
Shelby only looked at them for a moment before noticing a boat going by, "Hey I think we can catch that..."
She grabbed Ben and Liz and leapt onto the boat, crashing painfully on a pile of rope.
"HEY HEY, THATS ROPE, DONTCHAKNOW?" The blonde woman shouted. She stood at the end of the boat, oar in one hand, with a small brown-haired, frail girl beside him. The little girl smiled pleasantly, a small rag doll in her jagged teeth.
The woman frustratedly pulled the rope out from under the three, ignoring the garbled "JUUUBAAAHHAHAHYYEYEEYYEE" emitting from the ripped throat of a man swimming below them.
"Do you know how much I had to pay for this rope!? TWO DOLLARS DONTCHAKNOW. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?!"
Ben, Liz, and Shelby all gasped in unison, "I'm sorry! I had no idea!"
The woman scratched an invisible beard then spoke, "Its okay, dontchaknow. My name is Cap'n Andrea, dontchaknow! This is little Sara, at your service. Dragged her off some reef and whirlpools, dontchaknow, and saved her! Sweet girl, dontchaknow?"
Sara smiled sweetly at the three, her sharp teeth drawing a liquid not unlike blood from the body of the doll. She giggled.
"JUUUUUUGAGAGAGAGYEYEYEYEYETAHTAHTAHAHHHHH" the man garbled from aside the boat.
Andrea began paddling, hitting the man in the face in the process,"So what brings ye to this part o' town? Dontchaknow!"
Shelby shrugged, "Well, we were thinking of trying out-"
Andrea cut her off, "Twilight Coffee? Dontchaknow, it's terrible! Gave me nasty constipation, dontchaknow."
Ben turned a violent green, "Too much info!!!" He shook his head.
Shelby stood, her spot beside Liz immediately taken by Sara, who smiled at the previous-shopkeeper, baring glistening white teeth that shone brightly against her sooty, dark face.
"So where are we going?" Shelby spoke.
"Hmm. Well, dontchaknow, I'd like teh be heading to wherever the river takes me!" The boat crashed into the side of the wall of the river, "Well look at that, dontchaknow! We'll get off here."
"JUUUUUUUUUUIASARAWASHEREIAIIAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKEKKEAAAAKJJEWC QOH" came a muffled garbling. The man was finally surfacing.
"NO. BAD BOY." Andrea furious stabbed it back under the boat with her oar, "Now, shall we?" She walked up the stone steps with Sara and vanished.
Ben shrugged and went up, followed by Liz. Shelby turned back, looking at the small shadow of the man in the water gurgle. She looked around with shifty eyes, the jabbed at him with Andrea's oar. She giggled happily, the ran after them.
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Okay, so this whole story was totally random. I based it off a dream, where it was exactly the same, except the people were different and they didn't come with me. lol.
Oh and the people were more violent ^^
This is my second zombie dream, so I'm goinng to make the next chapter based on the first dream. ^^
cheers!
