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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 22:18:13 GMT -5
Rules
1. You may have up to three characters
2. They must all be from previous video games
3. You must exaggerate your characters to the best of your abilities!!
Setting
Destiny Islands; Mainland
from Kingdom Hearts
Characters can travel to other worlds Via SUPER BOAT!
Other
- This is a private Roleplay, meaning, only the following people can join in:
- Baha
- Kae
- Darklink
- Darishan
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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 22:20:53 GMT -5
"It's ALL MY FAULT SHE DIEDDD!!! I COULD'VE DONNEEEEE SOMETHING!!! WHY?!?!HWY!?!?#@{@#%I^$# WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" A man clad in blue attire sat moaning in his stool, shaking an empty cup which had previously held beer. The liquid was now on the floor due to multiple waves in the air. The man shook his spikey-blond hair furiously, then slammed the cup down, "WAITERRRR!!! MOREEE BEEERRRR!!!" He sobbed into his sleeve as the waiter took away the cup. "I know!! I'll DIE!!!! THEY DON'T CARE. THEY NEVER CARED!!!" He then swung out Buster Blade and began waving it around his arm. Cloud was always quite the emo.
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Kae-Kite
Freshman
Honored Writer [M:11330]
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Posts: 57
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Post by Kae-Kite on Jan 27, 2007 22:28:26 GMT -5
A red-haired boy with a glowing aura sat in the middle of the beach, switching every two minutes or so from staring intently into the handmirror next to him and screaming about his surroundings. Clad in a rather tacky white pair of pants and a shirt with a slackjawed round face thingy with spiky teeth on it, he continued to flail around restlessly as he screamed.
"WHY IS IT SO DAMN SANDY? I HATE SAND! I HATE ******* SAND! GAAAAH! IT'S GETTING INTO MY PANTS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE PANTS COST MY DAD?!"
He stopped to stare into the mirror, smiling at his handsome reflection, and licked its surface affectionately. "I'm so beautiful. And rich..."
Then he returned to screaming. "I'M HUNGRY! WHERE IS EVERYONE? WHY IS NO ONE FEEDING ME? I WANT FOOD!"
His name was Luke! But that's MASTER Luke to you!
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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 22:33:46 GMT -5
Cloud shrieked in a rather girly-pitch, and slung himself out the window, scanning the beach below. Setting eyes on a rather delicious young man, he shouted to him, "NOOOOOOO ITS MY FAULT!!!! ITS ALWAYS MY FAULT!!! I YEARN FOR DEATTTTHHHH!!!!" HE then chucked his sword out the window and soon followed himself. The waited stepped to the window and dropped the beer down as well.
Cloud hit the ground with a loud bang, and then rolled by Buster Blade. He groaned and moaned, and then began to cry. Emos. You learn to love them.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Jan 27, 2007 22:34:24 GMT -5
The first thing that came upon his ears was breath. The the breathing was stuttering, weak, like the dying sobs of a person in sub-zero weather. He realized it was his. His head... was a living agony... like a demon trying to claw its way out.
"Lucrecia..." The words left his mouth, and he wasn't surprised by how deep and raspy his voice was. How quiet and placid. All the smoothness and emotion of his voice he had screamed out long ago. That word, however, pained him. It was like a hot knave twisting through his stomach, into his dead heart. He enjoyed that pain, because any heat in his cold existence was welcome. He deserved that pain for not saving her. For hesitating.
Slowly he took note of the warmth around him. It was pleasant warmth, seeping from the soft, fine grained earth beneath him and the blue drenched sky above, but though he felt it, it didn't touch him. Red eyes, crimson eyes, bloody eyes... the eyes whose iris's were dyed with the agony of his sin... they opened to reveal blurs of green and blue. He felt that he could move now.
The exposed fingers on his half-glove on his right hand pushed into the sand, feeling its coolness under the upper level as he hoisted himself into a sitting position. The other hand felt nothing, covered in a golden covered metal, claw-tipped gauntlet to his elbow--another mark of the monster he was. The sea rippled with the sand on this sunny island. It was, in short, a paradise. A paradise he didn't deserve. Why hadn't he just died?
His clothes were hardly suited for the weather. Black, baggy pants, black long sleeved shirt, black leather holster and belts... A crimson half-cape held the only splash of color to his habiliments of the darkness, along with a cloth of the same color wrapped around his forehead a few times. It was an attempt in vain to hold back his long black mane of hair that contrasted so sharply with the palest skin.
Why hadn't he died...?
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Kae-Kite
Freshman
Honored Writer [M:11330]
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Posts: 57
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Post by Kae-Kite on Jan 27, 2007 22:37:18 GMT -5
(Delicious? XD)
Luke's head snapped up as he spied someone to complain to. He set off at a dead sprint to reach the poor, writhing emo man. Of course Luke had never known any emos. His best friend was an easygoing hippie man who screamed whenever a girl touched him.
"STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE! WHY ARE YOU MAKING SO MUCH NOISE!?! THAT ANNOYS ME! STOP THAT!" Angrily, he began to kick the fallen man, then took a short breather to look in the mirror. He licked it and went back to kicking Cloud. "WHY DO YOU MAKE NOISE?! WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT UP?! WHY IS MY DADDY MEAN?! WHAT'S WITH YOUR HAIR?! YOUR HAIR ANNOYS ME! THIS ******** SAND IS STUCK IN MY PANTS! ARRRGH!"
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Jan 27, 2007 22:41:17 GMT -5
Vincent stepped nimbly away from the kicking man, ignoring the pain where he had been hit. He was used to pain. It was all that showed him he was alive, these days.
"What's wrong?" he asked in his quiet voice to the overly shouty person. Each exclaimed syllable sent another bursting throb through his head, but his face showed no emotion of it. Dimly, below his consciousness, something stirred with annoyance.
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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 22:46:25 GMT -5
Cloud latched onto the boy's leg and began sobbing into it, quickly soaking the material of his pants, "I WANNA DIEEEEEE!!!! AAAAHHH!!! KILL MEEEE!!! MAAAMMAAA I KIILLEEDDD A MAAANNN!!! PUT A GUN AAGAINST HIS HEAD!!! PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAAAADDD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He sobbed harder and latched onto Buster Blade, which suddenly began pulling itself away from the emo blond.
Through tear-filled eyes, Cloud saw something he thought he'd never see again in all his days- VINNY!!! Letting out a couple hiccups of saddness, Cloud crawled his way to Vincent Valentine- the object of his desires when he was a wee lad. Or no. That was someone else. Tufa? Cloud shook his head. That girl was in the past. All he had now was the memories of... errrr, what's her name?? Cloud sighed. Curse that bad memory of his. He should die because it hated him. HE sniffled, then tugged at Vincent's cloak, "I want... materia... AHHH!!! SO I CAN KILL MYSELF WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then sobbed on Vincent's cloak.
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Kae-Kite
Freshman
Honored Writer [M:11330]
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Posts: 57
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Post by Kae-Kite on Jan 27, 2007 22:53:08 GMT -5
Luke's face suddenly became even more puffed up and red. The pampered noble, now that he had both of the people who were annoying him in one place, began kicking both with one foot each as he occasionally licked the mirror. "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME? WHY DO YOU WANT TO DIE? WHAT ARE YOU SINGING? WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE SINGING? I'M HUNGRY!"
Suddenly he thought about the sand in his pants, which almost caused him to explode, but because he was the master of the Seventh Fonon or something he was able to calm himself before causing a hyperresonance in his pants.
Or something...?
"WHY AM I SUDDENLY CONFUSED? GRR! ARGH! MY LEGS ITCH! IT'S COLD! I'M TIRED! WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?" he screamed.
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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 22:55:14 GMT -5
Cloud let out a girly shriek and began sobbing his eyes out. Literally. After shoving his eyes back in, he stared at Luke, his bloodshot eyes strained, "I want my mommy..."
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Jan 27, 2007 22:58:32 GMT -5
"Cloud... please respect my wishes and do not call me by that nickname," he stated, unmoved by Cloud's sobbing declaration. Cloud's blue eyes were full of tears... like her tears... that day... Suddenly a tearing pain flew across his chest, making him gasp between clenched teeth in pain. Why? Before he passed out... the Materia... it had been taken.
Oh shizcakemuffindamnextreme.
'What's wrong, Vinnie?' purred a voice in his head. 'You know you want to kill these fools anyway. A little help would be welcome.' Vincent's eyes widened, then shut tightly. Not this again... Cloud was a partner.. and a friend... not worthy of death in any way possible. An annoying, infantile partner, but a partner all the same. KILL HIM. No, that was an uh-oh thought. We didn't kill the partners...
'How about the other one. That pampered brat? He probably has never suffered a day in his life. It would be fair Vincent... so very fair... the blood seeping into our hands, so warm. Far warmer than what you've felt in years. You've been hanging around with Blondie's group for too long... we've grown apart.'
'As I wish it, demon! Plague me no more!' Vincent thought back desperately.
No one would die. It just wasn't right. They caused him pain, but he couldn't kill them. The beauty of the blood soaking the sand under the azure sky... no! He couldn't... no preciousssss no...
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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 23:03:52 GMT -5
Cloud began wailing once more, then suddenly stopped as a voice rang through his mind, "Kill them... Cloud..."
He gasped, tears welling in his eyes, 'Sephiroth! I thought i disposed of you back in Radient Garden!!!!'
The voice responded, "You can never get rid of meeeee...eeee.....eeeeeeeeee..........."
'...'
"...Olsen twins? KIIIILLLLL!!!!!"
'WHYYY!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE DIE!!! WHY CANT I JUST DIIIIEEEE:?!?!?!?#!@#%#^%'
"...you need help. bad."
'COME OUT SEPPHY. FACE ME LIKE A MAN. OR LIKE THE WOMAN YOU AAAAAAREEEEE!!!!'
"sure thing, bucko!"
'errr- what? no- i didnt mean it!!!'
A light flashed through the air as Sephiroth flew down to the ground, Masamune withdrawn. He then flew through Destiny Islands and killed the majority of the population. He then returned to the beach and grinned, blood splattered across his sword.
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Kae-Kite
Freshman
Honored Writer [M:11330]
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Posts: 57
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Post by Kae-Kite on Jan 27, 2007 23:05:57 GMT -5
Luke's eyes bugged out and he tackled Vincent, drooling because Asch had suddenly taken over his body!!! DUN DUN DUN! (Why does that happen...? We'll never know... it's one of the game's little quirks... at least, we don't know when we're only a quarter of the way through like me.)
"You're cute," Asch's voice said seductively from Luke's mouth. "Hey, have you ever had a hyperresonance in your pants? No? Me neither... but if we work together..." Luke's face winked multiple times.
"No! Get out of my body! Why are you in my body? I hate you! Garrah!" he then said.
"No! Never! I must first make this beautiful creature mine!"
"No!"
They were both ignoring Sephiroth as Luke's body hugged Vincent's tightly.
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Post by baha on Jan 27, 2007 23:08:38 GMT -5
Cloud flung himself on Vincent, "NOOOOOOO HEEEEE'SSS MIIINEEE!!! HE'S ALL I HAAAAVEEEEEEEE LEEEEFFFFTTTT!!!!" he then promptly began sobbing into Vinny's shoulder.
Meanwhile, Sephiroth had taken out several nations, and returned to the scene. He jabbed at Luke with his sword, and spoke, "Little boy, where are your parents? I want to kill them!!"
Cloud began screaming, "DEEEEAAAAATTTHHHH IS THE ONLY ANSWWWEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!! WE SHOULD AAALLLL DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! DEAAATHHHH ISSS SWEEEETTT!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! COME TO MEEEE, DEEEEEATH!!!"
Sephiroth raised an eye.
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Jan 27, 2007 23:11:21 GMT -5
Blood. Death. People touching him.
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Game over.
Imagine that Vincent is a rather sturdy beach house in the beach of his mind. Every once in a while a tropical storm called El Chaos comes over, blows a few shingles off, uproots a few trees, but the house is usually able to resist it. However, at the moment El Chaos had become a stage 13 hurricane, and the house of Vincent was blown away like a little stick shack in the rain. Poof and down the drain.
Fangs grew, and Vincent's eyes flashed a bright, golden yellow, staying that hue. His hair become spiked and red tinted almost as if with static, and two large, bat-like wings extended from his back. His skin now purplish tinged, he smiled a fanged smile at clingy person. His clothes had also magically become more badass. Cause he's that cool.
"Still think I'm cute?" he said, smirking sadistically.
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