OUT OF CHARACTER CHARACTER RP!

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That's right folks! Have your character act COMPLETELY AND MADLY OUT OF CHARACTER!!! ;D
This will take place in a single room, large enough to hold about thirty people. There is a single door that leads to a long hallway filled with multiple demons. At the end of the hallway is a large room with a sole Dragon in the center, sitting upon piles of gold. Behind it is a table with a single cup on it.
Have your character act out of character, while getting through the hall to the dragon! Defeat the dragon, and the first person to the cup gets to drink it! >=D
(what's in it? =O)

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Ithilwen trotted into the room---and I do actually mean "trotting". Closely behind her was some random albino, cannibalistic midget with two coconuts, clanging them together periodically to the beat of the avariel's steps.

When Ithilwen was in the middle of the room, she slowed her "horse", and dismounted, the midget ceasing his clanging from behind her. The avariel peered around the room, whipping about dramatically as she pulled out a pink, fluffy pimp-hat complete with pimp-stick and threw on a large, dangly chain of gold.

"What be the haps, homeys? Ithy be in de HOUSE! =O" she said, flashing everyone the peace sign across her chest as she struck a dramatic pose, her bling bling ((xD)) swinging around her neck as it shone in the light.

"I be from West Side, dawgs. West Side of Celebarda, 'course. REPRESENTIN' F00'S!!! >=O"

The midget behind her then bowed and poofed in a cloud of pink smoke, seeing as he'd no longer be needed. Ithy and her super-uber pimp-ness swaggered arrogantly into the middle of the room, the periodic tapping of her pimp stick ((xDDD)) on the floor echoing throughout the room as the black feather on her pimp hat bobbed to and fro.

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Elliot flapped into the room, sitting 'pon a lovely pony of a delicate pink shade, and feathery white wings. He grinned giddily, and hopped off the pony. He tackle-hugged Ithilwen, "Oh, Ithy daaaaah-ling, like, how every have you- like- been?! I mean- YOUR SHOES ARE SO HORRIBLE!!! OH gaw-ed. Like, you soooo need neh-ew ones!!! Like, WORD!!" He flapped his pink-nail polish covered fingers at the Avarial, "Now, we need to like, get you to the mall. Like, now. Cause, like, you need help. Seerr-ee-uss-leee." He shook his head frustratedly, "My blond head can't like... take this stuff! I know, like, right? Like, SCENE!!"

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"You be trippin', f00! >=O" said Ithilwen, throwing her hands and pimp stick into the air exasperatedly and wriggling away from elliot's grasp.

"Because you gawts no reason to be dissin' mah shoes when you be wearin' a fake, blonde wig! >=/ Now, take dat off, betch."

Ithilwen grabbed Elliot's hair forcefully in an attempt to remove the "wig".

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Elliot promptly betch-slapped Ithilwen, "LIKE OH-MAW-GOD YOU DID NOT JUST LIKE TOUCH MY HAIR, YOU FREAKIN SKANK. My hair took like five freaking hours to like, straighten to perfection. Like, just because you're all like gangy and crap doesn't mean you can like, touch my hair. And like, just because YOUR hair is nasty. And like. Turd on a platter, I mean- DAMN. " His pink pony fluttered away as Elliot continued, "Now, hunny dumplings, let's like. Go. to. the. like. mall. AND GET SHOES! Like, YES!" He ripped off his cloak to reveal more skin than clothing. He was clad in mostly a skimpy little dress, and- well, that's it. He then linked arms with Ithilwen and began skipping towards the only door in the room.

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Ithy gasped as she was b3tch-schlapped in de face. "Oh, you did NOT just go there, ho! >=/"

She then b3tch-schlapped Elliot back in the face with her shiny pimp-stick as he linked arms with her, stepping back a few steps as she turned to face him with pimp-hat askew and face flustered.

"I dare you to call me 'Hunny Dumplings" again, mutha f*****. I'll g'damn put a hole in yo face, betch! ><"

And then, much to her utter displeasure, she finally got a good look at the boy's outfit as she went wide-eyed and gagged loudly. "What da h*** you wearin' f00?! >=O You look like some cheap-a**, five-dollar wh*re on da side of de street, waiting fo someone to come and pick you up! >< Now go do us all a favor and put on some clothes! X_____x" Ithilwen shielded her eyes from the horrid sight, trying with all her might not to pass out.

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Elliot giggled quite loudly, "OH Hunny-Dumplings deary, poo, like, I think you took to much V-I-A-G-R-A. LIKE, WEEERRRDDD." She laughed and patted Ithy's face lovingly, "Now, like, SHUS." She flung open the door, then stood gaping at the demons. A fierce black, sword-weilding one flew at Elliot, preparing to chop that blonde head off. Elliot screeched, and leapt behind Ithilwen, "LIKE OHMAWGAD WHAT THE, LIKE, HECK IS THAT?!?!! OHMAWGAWD HUNNY DUMPLING, LIKE, DO SOMETHING!!!!" She taped herself firmly to Ithilwen's back, just out of reach of the elf's hands.

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Ithilwen screeched loudly, the feather on her pimp hat bobbing furiously as she dodged the sword-wielding demon. When Elliot strapped himself to her back, she snorted with amusement.

"I told you I'd put a hole in yo face for calling me that, but I guess a good stab from a sword'll have ta do."

The avariel turned her back to the demon, who was now poised to bring his sword down upon the two so that now Elliot was facing the enemy while still stuck to the avariel's back.

"Eat metal, betch! >< "

[Pendragon]

((It's kinda weird to thing the opposite of Pendragon would be very similar to his father, Sion.))

Pendragon entered the scene, for some odd reason he had decided that today he would be emo. He'd left behind his usual red coat, leaving a t-shirt with several band names splashed over it. He walked slowly with his head down, stopping before the other two. Pen wanted to stop their fight, but didn't have the confidence.

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Elliot shrieked, and flew off Ithilwn's back. He promptly grabbed Pendragon and threw him at the demon, shouting, "GO SUGARPLUM!!!"

[Angelus]

Angelus stood over to the side. He was not wearing his usual cloak, but rather some very large pants and clothes. He had a flat-rimmed hat on which was tilted slightly to the side.
"Yooooo," he said, "what be up wit 'dis demon thing, homes?"

[Ֆilent-x]

Silent stood there silently, watching everything from the corner of the room. A curtain of black hair obscured one watery eye. She had a My Chemical Romance T-shirt on along with her arm warmers. Her heavy eyeliner had run from tears. The world hates me. I don't wanna live anymore..... She then lay down on the floor and curled up into a ball where she began to cry.

ooc|| Overly Emo-Silent XDDDD

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"Yo," said the avariel to her fellow gangsta.

"This f00 be trippin', G. Dawg!" she pointed at Elliot with her pimp-stick and scoffed, readjusting her pink, feathered pimp-hat atop her head as her long, pointed ears protruded out from the sides.

The demon with the sword tried to take a slice at her with his sword, but she dodged "Matrix-style", pulled out an AK47, and shot the thing between its eyes.

It collapsed onto the floor in a heap of blood as Ithy stuffed the gun back into her pocket with a smug grin.

[Ֆilent-x]

Silent spied the dead demon and dashed over to it, she collapsed beside it and burst into yet another torrent of incontrollable tears.
"Nuuuu! Someone might of loved it!"
Silent sobbed as she inched away from the murdered creature. She looked up at Ithy with watery eyes, disbelief lingering within them as she looked her full in the face.
"Let me go with it! I hate this life! Everyone hates me! I hate myself! Kill meeeeeeeeeee!!!"

[Angelus]

"That be nice," Angelus said holding his pimp goblet in his hand. He smiled to reveal a set up completely pimped out grillz on his teeth. He took a sip from his goblet, which was covered in diamonds. He raised this goblet in the air and yelled, "YEH-AH!" ((tried to make it sound like Lil' Jon))