Whiteshadow
Junior
Student - Crow[M:-2180][M:-2390]
It's hard to hold a candle, in the Cold November Rain
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Post by Whiteshadow on Oct 9, 2007 17:27:45 GMT -5
(( But I think I'll make Dain live... ))
After Pat died, suddenly all of the fat women turned to Dain.
"WE WUV YOU!!!" The shouted as they jumped on top of him, suffocating him. He screamed a high pitched scream and ran around fighting them off with his purse. "LEAVE ME ALONE!! AHH! I CHIPPED A NAIL!"
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Post by demonfire on Oct 9, 2007 18:20:45 GMT -5
((Me and J are gonna switch, I take Rebz she gets me, I'm assuming that it's perfectly legal...enough...maybe not...okay not, but it's still happening anyways, XD))
Afterwards Travis used his magical cane of blindness to randomly beat around any poor soul who came across his blind path, using the old trick of playing the blind card if anyone sued him. He tripped across Paul's dead body and then threw his cane out like a knife, with a sword blasting out of the bottom. The cane-sword-thing went straight for Dain and his attackers.
Clarik went around making weird faces and looking around for his lovey ((XD Who says that?!)) Dae.
Still coming from the closet were noises that can not be mentioned in a setting where vulnerable children might learn of them.
Ethan fell through a trap door in the ground and majestically appeared dropping from the ceiling onto Paul's dead body, in a very preppy white rich girl attire, twitching angrily at whatever cruel God made this happen to him.
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J-Bear!
Junior
One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Oct 9, 2007 18:32:28 GMT -5
((LMFAO Apparently, I'm Person. *evil laugh*)) Dale and Shark walked in together, arguing about some unknown dimension, and Dale was carrying a large video camera that was capturing everything. As soon as Shark walked in, however, he had a strange urge to jump upon Eithne, and he acted upon it. He sat on her lap and acted embarrassingly manly, flexing his almost nonexistent muscles. Dale laughed and caught every embarrassing moment. Soon after, Shark fell asleep, drooling and slobbering all over Eithne. Smooooooth. Breen swaggered in, along with Tar, and they sat as far away from any scum as they could. Rich followed immediately, and sat pretty far from the creatures of the night, but was a little more casual than Breen and Tar. Estrik came in, somehow figuring out Travis was blind too, and walked over to him. "Wassup, my blind homie-skilly-bizcuit?" Brandon followed, swarmed by all his goblin friends. The room was getting rather cramped. The goblins went and became pyros, and burned cardboard that Cardboard made with fire by Fire. Person decided he was going to be a loser and curse people. Also make them dyslexic.
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hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
Posts: 1,434
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Post by hannah montana on Oct 9, 2007 19:18:25 GMT -5
[[XD]]
Suddenly, Eithne exploded and her once dark clothes were now bright pink and fluffy with yellow bows all in her hair. She giggled and ran over to Brandon. "OOH, BRRAAAANNDDOONN!!! HAAVE MEE!" Eithne screamed, throwing herself at him {XD}.
Israfel was...happy...XD
Neko sobbed. "CECIL!! NOOO!!!" He jumped on his back. "YOU MUST BE MAH LOVER. NAO! ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US!!!" he screamed.
Out of nowhere, Terent jumped on top of the fat women, stomping on their flabby backs. "Aye, stoop! Get ou' of---WAAAHH!!" he was soon sucked into one of the rolls of the fatty...and never seen again .__.
"OMFG IM LIKE A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD LOLOLOLOLLOOLOLO1!!!!" screamed Suzume, jumping on the couch happily. "LOLOLOL!!! I'M CUTE!!!! YEAH MOTHAFUCKAAAASS!!"
Liwa watched them all with a somehow angry but held back sort of face. "Oh, I have chosen my words carefully, Persian...perhaps you should have done the same!!!" She jumped out from the lampshade, pulling a knife on Clarik. "DIE, YOU SAND NIGGER!!! TO THE WELL WITH YOU!!!" She kicked his chest fiercely to send him tumbling down some imaginary well...
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Post by Señor Sunday Friday on Oct 10, 2007 17:56:45 GMT -5
Rell tried to pull himself from the air duct so he could give a response to CAPTAIN RAWRZERZ, whatever he was going to say was intensly muffled by the afro so what his response was was anyone's guess.
Gerro popped out of nowhere, rather calm as he spoke to Clarik, "I'm sorry, but it seems that you've thrown off the Li-Wa's groove." he then promptly dissapeared again.
Zawa still sat there, looking at the loofa, still awaiting a response... waiting...
Cheshire was rather confused, he was no cat- he was an elf... he would have said something in his defense but sadly, he was STILL a mute. He then began contemplating perhaps leaving, because obviously the sane had no place here...
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Post by Ladd Russo of the Russo Family on Oct 10, 2007 19:03:00 GMT -5
Suddenly, the lights went completely dark (for those not already happily love-making), and followed by the ominous sounds of horns and fanfares.
A bright spotlike flickered into view, outlining Cecil, who was looking down in a sexy pose, his hair inexplicably midnight blue.
"To protect the world from devestation," he murmured, obviously trying to make his voice low and hot.
"To protect all people within our nation!" said Leira, now with inexplicably pink hair and a mucho revealing outfit that looked like she had squeezed into a few galleon sized ziplock baggies and then badly spraypainted them black... kinda. Her aqua eyes shimmered fiercely.
"To announce the evils of truth and love!" Cecil roared. "To extend our reach to the stars upon!" Leira shrieked. "Juh- errr Cecil!" "Leira!" "Rollan that's right!" Rollan said, flying in out of nowhere in a kitty suit, complete with ears and whiskers.
(If you realized that the boy and girl's lines were switched, you watch too much pokemon.)
"You will surrender the Pikachu and all other pokemon!" Leira demanded, pulling out a CAPTAIN RAWRZERZ Sucking Machine (please no naughty jokes --') and turning it on high. It's vacuum started to pull Neko in, who might in this odd crack world be Pikachu.
"So hey, want to cut with me?" Cecil asked Cheshire, raising one eyebrow suggestively. Obviously the frustration of no love had driven him insane.
"I don't really do anything," Rollan said in a Brooklin accent. "I jus' help by givin' ideas to Cece and Lei."
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Post by Arual on Oct 10, 2007 19:22:29 GMT -5
[[ This is one of Hannah- frogmaster, but i had to make fun of her. xD ]]
Shamahan stolled into the room and her virgin eyes became sheilded when two guys made out with each other. "OH MA-!!!!" she yelped, running behind Zawa and RAWRERZERS. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?"
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Post by demonfire on Oct 11, 2007 15:35:01 GMT -5
Ethan suddenly had a change of heart and went over to Eithne in a very feminine voice, "Oh. My. God. I LOVE YOUR SHOES! Where did you get them? Blah blah blah Shoes blah blah blah Oh My God blah."
From the closet came the voice of Reba going, "Oh yes! Yes!" Clarik opened the closet door to find Amber, Reba, and Israfel...playing Trouble. "What? You didn't really think a sophisticated girl of my intelligence would really partake in some kind of amoral act as premarital sex, did you? And plus, Israfel probably has very harms DSTDS on him that there are no cures known in existence. Really? I'm not what kids these days call whores," Reba said.
Travis was fumbling around as he was blind, only to bump into the King of the Keebler Elves, aka Terent, "Hey! Watch were you're going Keebler Elf!" Travis yelled at Terent.
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Post by Señor Sunday Friday on Oct 11, 2007 20:29:13 GMT -5
( wow, I'm resisting every need to have Terent say something... you're invoking his wrath... and it's kinda scary, my first instinct was coming up with a response post... and then I realized... I don't control Terent in this RP... and it's killing me...) Cheshire looked at the blue hair, and contemplated perhaps cutting with the emo boy... but then again... people who randomly pop up out of nowhere and recite poems and the sort... as well as partaking in the other odd occurances here, they shouldn't be trusted too much. He slowly edged away from the group of people and towards the exit, hoping to make a escape... because evewyone was weally scawey...
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hannah montana
Junior
Student - Amber, Clarik[M:1000]
broken words come from healing jaws.
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Post by hannah montana on Oct 11, 2007 21:31:27 GMT -5
Terent was previously devoured by the fat....but somehow, Travis, blind as he was, bumped into him and he wasn't crushed by all the rolls of the fat lady. "THAT'S IT. NO MOAR CHOCOLATE SNAPS FOR YOU!" he shrieked, stealing a bunch of goodies from Travis's pockets before giggling witchishly and running away. "Precisely," Israfel said, putting on his nerd glasses that he had pulled out of his pocket protector on his ironed white shirt. [XD] He quickly pulled out a calculater. "Hmm, by my calculations, Amber has lost..." Eithne jumped on the Cheshire. "HELLO FURREEEH I LIEK KITTEEHHSSSS!!" she screamed, wrapping her arms to choke a bitch. "OMG LIEK NO WAAiiiii!!!!" Suddenly Suzume keeled over dead.
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J-Bear!
Junior
One With Billions Of Names; Student- Jatza, Dae [M:380][M:500][M:500][M:-410]
You are a very, very terrifying monster.
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Post by J-Bear! on Oct 11, 2007 23:45:51 GMT -5
[[EKSDEE. Which Brandon? Person, or the character? O.o I'll assume the character. ]] Shark became . . . err . . . 'manly' again, and immediately got off of Eithne, totally embarrassed and thoroughly punished. He thanked J-Bear, wherever she was, for not humiliating him more. Dale sighed, his fun being over. Breen, Tar, and Rich, now all together, sat discussing how awful creatures of the night were. Estrik, somehow having a pimp cane, followed Travis and beat him with it. " I SAID, Wassup my blind home-skilly-bizcuit?!" [[EKSDEE.]] Brandon backed slowly away and sighed with gobliny relief when Eithne left him. Person decided he was also going to take away people's emoness except the ones in this room and wage war against dyslexia, which he started. And bribe people, and have really strange names.
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Post by demonfire on Oct 12, 2007 21:47:56 GMT -5
((Is it just me, or does everyone picture Estrik as a wigger? XD))
Travis was brutally beaten by the blind kid until he was scarred beyond recognition. He seemingly rose from his corpse and began to go around and say 'Boo' to everyone, but especially messing with Estrik by pushing pieces of furniture in front of him with his ghostly ghostliness.
Reba and Amber were throughly calculating the odds of the next card being drawn at the speed of light and ketchup, while they contemplated their next move in Trouble. "Ahah! You forgot to carry the one Israfel!" Reba said in a nerdly I-Told-you-so way.
Everyone else not mentioned above strangely began to do random combinations of break-dancing, the robot, and seizures.
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