This will either be good or really really bad

[Señor Sunday Friday]

(ROLEPLAY AS ANY MEMBER ON TMA, EXCEPT YOURSELF!!!!! You could be anyone you choooz... from Thuper Shelby, to Laura, to Reba, to *coughhiccupcough*MEH*cough**cough*, to J-Bear, or Alyx, or Volgana, or Damon, or Chris, or DAIN, or Pat, or Angelface, basically whoever... but I'm... I wanna be... Zawa. Also, RP them as YOU percieve them in the C-Box... or how you think they should be in the C-Box... or just RP them as whatever shit you want....

aaaalso... anyone who has thier characters in the C-Box will have the addition of RPing thier characters in this RP.

This is a totally non-serious RP, and it's OOC at that. So don't get angry over it. Oh yeah, I maintain controll of the loofa, because none of you can contain it's awezome power.)

TEH ZAWA OF L337N355 seated herself on the couch, bored expression as she looked around one of the most well known places of the websight known as www.xxbahaumauntxx.proboards102.com, but loved as TMA... or My Soul- but the place went by many different names, and for the record- it was the infamous C-Box Lounge.

It was rather empty in therez and it was some odd miracle that nobody had come to destroy/eat/blow up anything in the C-Box yet, since those seemed to be majorly favorite passtimes for the area.

Cheshire was seated next to teh Zawa and he was rather... quiet. So he sat in his pale skinned, pointy eared, scarred, dark haired elf-ness for a few moments, eyes keenly looking out for any signs of others.

Now of course, any RP where Li-Wa assumes controll over Zawa's characters wouldn't be complete without the infamous Rell and of course... Li-Wa would take it upon herself to mess this up as much as possible... so here comes the biggest bastardization of representation the world shall ever know...

An exceedingly handsome man waltzed into the C-Box lounge, he had some spare time, so of course he'd spend it with the people he 'loved'. His dark chestnut hair was poofed out in an afro due to some kind of joke and he watched the others through his slit pupil-ed purple eyes. His body covered with his hallmark black trenchcoat with dark red trim, he now stood behind the couch with the usual scowl on his face. The damned Zawa had managed to get his hair into an afro, he didn't know WHEN it happened, or HOW it happened... but it did... and someone was going to pay.

He reached into his trenchcoat and to withdraw an object and with a dark expression he withdrew none other than... the loofa. He heald the loofa up to Zawa's face and gently prodded Zawa with it. "The looooooooooooooooooofaaaaa haassssss cooooooommmmee fooooooorrrrrrrrrrr yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu..." he said in an odd voice, somewhat childish in tone.

Zawa's eyes were like grapefruits as she was caressed by the loofa, the hair on her arms on end and she tried edging away from the loofa, but the loofa followed. Rell was known to be cruel and mean... but this was... was... MADNESS!

Cheshire raised his eyebrows as he watched the others, they were acting... strange at best. Rell was overly silly and Zawa was... different, as if it was a totally different person was roleplaying them... someone... not Zawa... he would have pointed it out, but alas! Due to a stroke of cruelty, Cheshire was unlucky enough to be made mute, Zawa blamed it on Orcs... but Cheshire knew it wasn't true since ultimately it was Zawa's choice for what happened. He shook his head as he began reading a book that oddly enough, seemed to appear from nowhere... at the current moment he was reading The Reba Vinci Code, it was an odd book with too many llamas and "yo mama"s.


((no... Rell has always been this way, I swear... and no... I-I didn't put him on drugs!

and I dunno, I kinda like him this way! ;D))

[hannah montana]

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At once from the depths of the Underworld burst forth Liwa in all her gory glory. She carried with her a spear of righteousness and had on a red cape. She pointed the spear towards the heavens and screamed, "FOR SPARTA!" Then, she disappeared beneath the couch.

Israfel walked in with a group of 908590432840532 girls, all swooning over him. Yay. "Where are we dining tonight, ladies?"

"TONIGHT. WE DINE. IN HEELLL!!" shouted Liwa, appearing on the ceiling fan before zooming away.

Neko went into the corner with a sob and curled up, rocking back and forth. "THIS IS MADNESS!"

Liwa materialized under the rug and screamed, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!"

Eithne walked in covered in the blood of her latest "friend." She scowled and sat down on the couch, staining it with red. "Why am I here?"

"FOR GLORY!" No Liwa was seen, but the voice seemed to come from the air conditioner...

"Aye, what be with all the Sparta shoutin's?" asked a voice coming from the carpet. The man was unseen...perhaps too short to be seen...but he was there nonetheless.

[J-Bear!]

((I GETS TO BE REEEEBAZZZZZZZZ!!!!))

Reba, once she entered, screamed, "MANWHORE," and leapt on Israfel, giving a few black eyes and bloody noses along the way. Clarik walked in with a bunch of his admirers [[*coughPaulcough*]]. Amber joined Reba, flaming a bunch of girls' hair. Travis tried walking in, hitting his crazily beautiful face on the door. Greg helped him in.

[Ladd Russo of the Russo Family]

(Rell: *is sitting in an armchair in the corner, his head down and his eyes purple rage-fire* Ah, an.... afro... is it?
Cheshire: 00' *edges away from Rell with a 'help me' face*
^______^ Yay loofa! =D I be Cecil yeahz!)

Laura, or as she was known on her internet circles, CAPTAIN RAWRZERZ, walked into this room of craziness with the staccato clapping of her high boots. In one hand was Silas Marner, and the other held what appeared to be a dead pirate's ankle, which connected to the rest of a dead pirate dragging behind her.

She settled against a wall, flanked by Cecil and Valdoren. Cecil was exceptionally angsty, and his black chains, raven hair, and ebon frayed clothing. His eyes were lined with the darkest of makeup, but his face was a papery pale. Finally, like spots of jewel-bright blood upon marble, his eyes bored into anything that entertained his focus.

Valdoren, next to the CAPTAIN RAWRZERZ and the fine example of the living that are dead inside, was more like an autumn leaf. Auburn hair, innocently shining brown eyes, and a hope to protect people in this world, he stood staring wide eyed at the whorish inebriation of Israfel.

OMG.

"This is simply too trivial to entertain my sophisticated yet angsty eyes," Cecil said with no emotion to taint his voice.

CAPTAIN RAWRZERZ laughed and high fived Li-wa, Zawa, and Reba. "Sup homiez!" she declared.

Valdoren was still staring at the crazy people and the horror of the Loofa.

[Señor Sunday Friday]

Rell's eyes went wide for but a moment, "LIIIIII-WAAAAAAA!!!! I NEED TO HUG YOU!!!!" He shouted as he immediately opened the air conditioning duct and began climbing into it in search of Li-Wa, unfortunately, his fro got stuck and he couldn't venture any further. He cursed under his breath, he was thoroughly lodged there, his backside hanging out of the duct and he kinda just sat there.

Zawa sat there now, the loofa on the couch next to her and a smile spread on her face, "So... do you come here often?" she asked the loofa and she awaited a response.

Unfortunately, the loofa was infact an inannimate object, after all.

Meanwhile, Cheshire kinda didn't want to be molested.

[Ladd Russo of the Russo Family]

Suddenly, a vampire dropped out of the sky and landed on Cecil, who could not ninja fast enough to save himself. Rollan dusted off his jacket and ran over to Zawa, biting her arse with a strangled:

"EEEEEEBELEEEEEEEEEBEEEEELEBEEBEBEBEBEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

that could be heard for miles. The cry in fact made Cecil go deaf, but that was okay, since it added to his dark mysterious mysteriousness....

"Oh my dear Lord!" Valdoren shouted, scared now because odd afro men were trying to go in air vents and the fact that a vamp had eaten Zawa's butt in a way that actually was not sexual. He drew his bow and tried to shoot Rollan, but it missed and hit the Loofa. "Cecil help!"

but Cecil could not hear him. He was just eyeing up Reba with a suggestive twist to his lips.

(Godmode much? =K)

[hannah montana]

Liwa's head appeared in the lampshade. She shifted her eyes around. "Did somebody call Liwa?" she asked in a voice that mocked Leonidas's own. [XD]

While part of Israfel was sad that all the other women were beat to a pulp, what was that compared to the fact that his two whores were here! [XDDDD] "Why hello Reba and Amber!" he said happily.

Terent sat atop the loofa now, unaware of it's molestyness...for now...>_>

"NO ONE LOVES ME!!!!" sobbed Neko.

T_T said the eithne.




ZD
^that is my new face.

[Skulls And Pie]

OoC: I CALL DAMON THE PERVO. *giant grin* Even though he doesn't show much personality in the cbox...

Damon looked from behind some corner with shifty eyes. He than jumped out and exclaimed "HI." He scanned the room for chicks, looking each one up and down, stopping at their chests. He then sauntered over to Eithne whistling "Damon the Pervert". As he walked behind her, he stopped whistling, and lowered her brastrap. He then resumed his song, but singing out loud, more like shouting. "DAMON THE PERVERT!!!!"

OoC: *evil grin*

[Señor Sunday Friday]

Zawa sang quietly to herself as she withdrew a magnifying glass to see the teeny tiny-short elf man, known as Terent who was seated on the loofa, "Loofa loves me, this I know... for the Li-Wa tells me so, all of you- to it, belong.... you are scared 'cause loofa knows no wrong... MMYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!! LOOFA LOVES MEEEEE!!! MYEEESSSSSSS LOOFA LOVES ME..." oddly enough, she was completely oblivious to the teeth on her butt... probably because it was such an often occurance that she had just gotten used to it over time.

Cheshire picked Terent up off of the loofa, he didn't think the mini elf would enjoy being molesteded.


"Li-Wa! COME HERE AND GET ME LOOSE SO I CAN HUG YOU AND BE THE KIND OF BIG BROTHER I WAS BORN TO BE!!" Rell shouted, his legs flailing this way and that as he tried to wriggle to freedom. He then paused, "NEKO! IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE EMO!! GO BE EMO WITH YOUR FRIEND CECIL OVER THERE! MAYBE PAINT HELLO KITTY ON HIS FINGERNAILS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND OR WHATEVER SHIT IT IS YOU WANT!" he then proceeded with the wiggling free.

[hannah montana]

Neko's eyes twinkled with hope. "I...has a frand?!" He joyfully skipped to Cecil, daisies and tulips sprouting behind him wherever he went. He wrapped his arms around Cecil's neck. "I'LL LUV YOU FOEVAAA!!" he proclaimed.

Terent screamed in the cat's grasp. "LET ME GOES!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!"

Liwa's godly voice boomed from the lampshade, "A TRUE SPARTAN HAS NO BIG BROTHERS. LOL, I KILLED A WOLF WHEN I WAS A CHILD!!" Then she disappeared in a poof of silliness, though there was a lump in the rug again where Liwa might be...

Eithne glared at this self-proclaimed "Damon the Pervert" and then suddenly, her face contorted and her body shook as the creature known as Reba HAXED her body. "OMFG I'M EITHNE LOLOLOLOL!!!" she screamed, running around the room in circles before banging her head on the fan and falling over on the floor, writhing.

[J-Bear!]

((Keep in mind I did this 5 seconds after I woke up. Don't blame me if it's a bit odd. XD))

Paul got hit in the head with Travis' cane, because a certain someone had told him too. [[XD Guess who?]] He died. Clarik pointed and laughed, along with Greg and Travis, who pointed slightly off to where Reba and Amber were molesting Israfel. Only it was willing. They dragged him into The Closet of Molestation, oddly well-known, and odd sounds were available to the ears of all who weren't ignoring them.

Suddenly, Ethan burst in, wearing a small ruffled skirt, an off the shoulder top with Rihanna on it, pink tights, a sparkly tiara with matching rings, necklaces, and bangle bracelets. He stalked towards the dead body of Paul with big black boots that went mid-calve. Ethan didn't know this person, but he came into his room last night and replaced all his emo clothes with these. He stabbed him with the boots, even though he was already dead. Poor Paul. [[XD]]

[Whiteshadow]

(( O I'm gonna have sooooo much fun ))

Dain waddled into the room, squeezing through the door. He was gigantically and disgustingly fat and looked like he hadn't shave in months. A Nasty oder that could gag a maggot entered the room with Dain. He took out his purse, and pulled out a hogie. He started gnawing on the hogie, and then turned to everyone else with his mouthful. "Hi everyone mmm shup??"

[dain]

((There, allow me to return the favor. ))

Pat walked into the room with seven disgustingly fat women with giant pimples and WoW t-shirts on, then shrugged as all eyes turned upon him.

"What? It's all I could get... Dan took all the ones I wanted...." Pat said quickly, trying to excuse himself for taking up the only remaining free space left.
"Ummm.... ummm... look! Free Willy!" He exclaimed, diving into a fat roll.

[Ladd Russo of the Russo Family]

(Oh God, I was considering saying that no one should be able to do Pat or Dain for this reason... --' Just keep it clean fellas. I know we're trying to degrade each other as much as possible, but I don't want to hear any whining or low blows.)

Cecil's emo eyes widened, and he resisted the urge to swim and romance with Neko. Not for any real reason except that swimming whilst romancing was not in his 'so you wannabe an emo' handbook, so he would not know how to do either or both in an emo fashion.

"Neko..." he said simply in a flatly menacing tone. His hand began to crackle with electricity, emo and all, but his emotions betrayed him by giving it a pink outline. Damn emotions! Cecil ran off into a corner and laid flat on the floor, trying to gouge his heart out with a spoon. "Take that, love and compassion, you aren't cool enough for me!"

Valdoren was lost under the sea of Pat and Dain, and was struggling to free himself. Only the combined efforts of Leira and Rollan freed him.

CAPTAIN RAWRZERS went over and glomped Rell, because she decided this was the best time to test fate if ever, when he secret love was wearing and afro and not killing people.

"I want to make babies with you Rell!" she shouted, pulling a Reba.

[dain]

((Meh, he dies from heart failure thirty minutes later, so my last post was actually my last post. ^^" Heheh, oh well.))