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[dain]

Ok then, this is a game (More like an addictive thing to post in) that centers around rules made simply for fun and have nothing to do with the site Rules themselves. No personal stabs or naything like that, though, malvolent humor is welcome. Here is how they should look, any number of rules:

1. No peeping in the boy's locker room after dawn or the Trolls will be angry.

2. Charlie Brown dominates every student on this forum in a random battle, no exceptions.

3. Vampra's sister is the smartest kid on this site, no exceptions.

4. Suzume is the earliest riser therefre she gets the worm and everyone else gets the soil. -.-

5. Mongolian Walruses cannot be bought, sold, or traded because of the Law Act of IVIX; All Feudal Animals Are Endangered.

((Retarded Rules brought to you by...Dain))

[hannah montana]

1) Amber owns Crow. =P

2) In fact, Amber owns Darius.

3) Amber owns you all.

[baha]

1. If you dare go against the Law of Reba, Suzume will shank you >=D

[Ami-Chan]

Do not tie your alligator to a fire hydrant.
Bathtubs with legs shaped like animal paws will not be allowed.
Never ride a bike in a pool.
Do not drink beer out of a bucket on the steps of a courthouse on Sunday.
All elephants must wear leashes on Sundays.
(No...wait. Those are laws. Nevermind!)

[L.A.C.R.I.M.O.S.A]

1) Vampyra has official "PWNAGE" papers of Dain. >=D *brandishes papers*

2) She ALSO has papers for Reba, and since Reba owns all and Vampy own Reba, VAMPY RULES ALL J00 FOOLS! >=O

3) Making inappropriate jokes about the board topic "Through the Crack" will not be tolerated, no matter how many crude comments it may provoke. xP

4) Do not, I repeat, DO NOT feed the Mongolian Walruses.

5) Poking fun at Andy's blondeness will result in your slow, torturous, imminent destruction.

6) Crack usage is acceptable when taken in small doses. xP

7) Being caught in the act of possessing a "life" other than TMA is punishable by death.

[Ֆilent-x]

I think I'll give this a try, hehe....


1- Cassie isn't owned, her parents won't allow it. If you are caught 'owning' her whether it be with papers or without, severe punishment will be dealt by her parents, varying from 1 week grounding to a month without computer.

2- Anyone caught making fun of Vampires hanging upside down from rafters can and WILL be eaten.

3- We advise you not to see how long it would take to freefall from the rooftops without a parachute once it is constructed.

4- This is the best rule ever, no other rule can beat it because the un-owned one says so.

5- Since you're not allowed to poke fun ay Andy's blondeness doesn't mean you can start on Cassie, move on elsewhere.

6- Annoying someone will resort in the removal of your pants.[/size]

[Señor Sunday Friday]

1. Suzume doesn't like worms

2. Suzume DOES like shanking people however.

3. Tomato soup is not to have milk in it- otherwise it tastes like cheese

5. The number four does not exist, therefor it is not to be used in the eternity of ever.

6. No one can or will remove the pants of Li-Wa for she is not wearing pants at the moment.

7. No one is capable of defeating the Purple Monkeys of Ner'drill, nor the Evil Undead Army of Toast.

8. Urine scented carpets are NOT acceptable.

[hannah montana]

1) Reba is the single, only, and first emo ninja.
2) Reba owns all the emo boys. >P
3) If you try to own an emo pretty, Reba has permission to kill you.
4) Shelby can take all the cake she wants without permission and without saying "thank you"
5) Dain can say all he wants about Mongolians
6) silent has the right to remain silent

[baha]

Eat cheese only if Reba has sautéed the rice.

XDD idk

[hannah montana]

XD what the hell?? haha